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Rusty Steamwhistle 

A girl with diarrhea that's getting fucked in the ass then has a massive explosion that escapes under pressure around your dick.
Dude I was poundin your mom's ass when she let out a rusty steamwhistle and shouted "Quittin' Time Son!"
Rusty Steamwhistle by Rusty Posse December 29, 2010

Moldy Steamwhistle 

A blow job on a really dirty skanky penis. (most likely after a prolonged time without washing like a festival)
Oh man, After a week of camping with no shower at burningman she gave me a Moldy Steamwhistle!

At the end of the festival I got a moldy Steamwhistle from a babe
Moldy Steamwhistle by Mskorianz September 5, 2012

Louisiana Steamwhistle

A sexual act where a woman takes a referee's whistle and shoves it up a mans anus. The man proceeds to emit gas, that alone activates a loud whistling sound. The woman records the whistle sound and uploads it to media sites with the hashtag #LouisianaSteamwhistleChallenge. The challenge consists of whoever makes the loudest whistle sound.
Woman: Hey babe wanna do the Louisiana Steamwhistle again?
Man: Sure!

Hollis Steamwhistle

(noun – proper name)

Alleged founding member and self-proclaimed “Liaison to the Inaudible Realms” of the Post-Execution Steamcore movement.

First documented in a grainy VHS recording from 1997, where he appeared in a full boiler suit, antique pilot goggles, and one squeaky leather glove, delivering a spoken-word rant over a background of goat bleats and malfunctioning calliope music.

Known for introducing the “coat hanger solo” during the infamous First Public PESC Performance — an act that allegedly caused a polyphonic rupture audible only to those “properly out of phase.”

Trivia:

Hollis claims to have lived in an abandoned observatory for “tax purposes.”

Once described by a fan zine as “the man who looks like he smells like time travel.”

Believes the word “encore” is a government trigger phrase.
“Man, that set was wild — pure Hollis Steamwhistle energy.”

ol' irish steamwhistle

a prankster yanks on your scrotum so hard your heart stops
Paddy almost died when Liam gave him the ol' irish steamwhistle.

steam whistle 

The BEST Canadian pilsner in fact the BEST Canadian beer. Originating from Toronto, brewed to the highest of german standards. Crisp and clean in taste with a grassy aftertaste. First founded under the name of Three Fired Guys which if you look at a bottle you can still find TFG. The crowning glory of this brew is that it is made with all natural ingredients ( only four in fact) and does not use high gravity brewing techniques that are the standard for most larger breweries, this means hangovers do not occur after drinking large quantities. The Brewery itself is located in an old train turn station which is quite fitting because of the name yet this is not the inspiration for the name. steamwhistle.com The Good Beer Folks!
If Jesus was was thirsty he would drink Steam Whistle.
steam whistle by Rayne711 March 21, 2008