The Reddit Will Hear About This

A declaration made regularly by Chad Roberts Of Cold Ones, as a form of retaliation and or the promise thereof, usually out of anger or frustration or in a situation when Chad feels that he has been wronged. It is important to note that the majority of the situations in which Chad says this are situations that he agreed to and he just forgot or wasn't paying attention when the rules were being explained both of which are usually attributed to the fact that chad is heavily intoxicated at the time of filming.
It is also important to note that Chad is most likely saying this as a joke and he doesn't genuinely expect the reddit to actually give a shit however, it is a lot funnier to suspend your disbelief and pretend that chad wholeheartedly believes that the reddit will launch a witch-hunt against the offending party

Max: * Breaks some nerdy shit that chad thinks is cool*
Chad: “why would you do that?!”
Max:* just sits and laughs at the camera *
Chad: “the reddit will hear about this!”

by JonTronShow Official December 8, 2025

Happiest Redditor

The happiest redditor is used to describe a miserable loser ass nigga who can't understand the definition of happiness, nd can't understand the concept of an opinion, so they have to shit on you and your goals and achievements to cope with the fact that they have nothing and nobody and that they will never have anybody

Some loser on reddit just shat on a person who beat cancer, he must be the happiest redditor.

by Chicknb4lls467 December 23, 2025

Happiest Redditor

The Happiest Redditor is someone usually the most miserable loser ass nigga on the face of planet earth, a chopped failure, who's allergic to showers and legal relationships. Their hard drive is full of cp and they can't understand the definition of happiness, can't grasp the concept of an opinion, so the only thing they do is shit on you, your interests, your goals, your achievements, because they have nothing and nobody and they never will.

Yo, this person on reddit just shit on someone for beating cancer, he must be one of the happiest redditors on this app

by Chicknb4lls467 December 23, 2025

First Law of reddit

reddit>sleep.

man 1: I slept ten hours yesterday. It felt so good.
man 2: Man, have you never heard of the first law of reddit?

by AnonIthink September 7, 2013

r/True_reddit

Le best subreddit in le world
Obscure subreddit that depicts intrusive, disturbing and violent thoughts in the form of rage comics

-What are you doing?
-Nothing much, just browsing r/True_reddit
-You mean the sub about rage comics which depict intrusive violent thoughts?
-Isn't that obvious?

by Opshredder July 31, 2023

Banned from Reddit

Something you get when you're not an extreme left bootlicker.

"I got banned from Reddit"
"Why"
"I don't support the extreme left"
"Lol"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

Trauma from Reddit

The specific psychological damage incurred from prolonged exposure to Reddit's potent cocktail of hyper-specialized echo chambers, brutal downvote mobs, pseudo-intellectual pedantry, and fleeting, dopamine-driven validation (karma). It warps your communication style into a defensive, citation-ready, and overly qualifying mode. The trauma manifests as an inability to have a normal opinion without imagining the "Well, actually..." reply, a fear of expressing joy for niche interests, and a deep-seated suspicion that any community you love will eventually be ruined by drama, corporate greed, or a power-mod.

*Example: "He can't even recommend a movie without framing it as 'Unpopular opinion, but...' and citing three sources. Classic trauma from Reddit. He also flinches when he hears the phrase 'Touch grass,' which was the last reply he got before deleting his 8-year-old account."*

by Abzugal January 30, 2026