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A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.
Yeah, I accidentally walked in on Derek playing the quarter sized violin if you catch my drift.
by happystringguy April 30, 2010
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Playing Shweety

When a cute girl uses her cute little girl voice or body to do somthing cute or funny looking to get her way. In responce the man or boyfriend will say stop playing shweety!
Girl: Pout/ puppy dog face
Man: stop playing shweety
by Jnord08 October 6, 2010
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Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.
Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms
by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015
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Drunk Planting

when someone gets drunk and decides to place flower pots in the middle of the road waiting for cars to hit them then gets arrested and starts cussing out the police officer.
by Sydalee July 11, 2007
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playing islands in the stream

The female act of masturbation with the use of water i.e. a massaaging shower head or other device/method which allows the water to induce climax by clitoral stimulation.
I heard you moaning in the shower, were you in there playing islands in the stream again?
by houston jc August 18, 2009
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Playing Pacman

when somebody is either so intoxicated or just a terrible driver that they are driving in the middle of the road on the dotted while line, as if they were Mrs./ Mr. Pacman eating little white dots in their game. Also the police cars that follow and then arrest these drivers are called 'ghosts' in this particular instance.
Person one: 'man that person has got to be wasted, they're driving in the middle of the road!'
Person two: 'dude! they are so playing Pacman right now!!!'
Person one: 'should we call the cops?'
person two: 'naw man, here come the ghosts now.'
by Amythist Rose May 14, 2011
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