Meta-pi

When the number π perpetually ponders about “π”—whether she could forever command trust and respect among fellow numerical constants and in the mathematical community so that they would always think of her first.

Like e and 𝜙, π feels overworked and burned out. What are the odds that to some degree she’d be suffering from the meta-pi syndrome?

by Numerati January 17, 2025

The square root of pi

it is not pi

person 1: what is the square root of pi
person 2: not pi

by minecart November 20, 2021

the pies

A condition resulting from investing hot sauce usually apparent hours after or the following day.

Don't use dat hot sauce on yo tacos, it'll gov you the pies. Use this one instead.

by Beefstake December 10, 2016

Common Pies

Typically a thick, aggressive 50 year old female chubber, who denies getting fatter from eating!

Loves apackofcrisps

You see common pies with the doughnuts again... She claims it's the medicine

by imperfectcube March 8, 2023

pied

to get hit and then shot 12 times in the lungs

youll get pied if you dont shut up

by timothyfucker November 29, 2021

The Tao of Pi

How the cleansing and healing power of the five elements—fire, water, wood, metal, earth—could open our minds and bodies to the hidden beauty or symmetry of the number π.

To truly experience, feel, or visualize pi, a pure mathematician turned Zen Master recommended his students to the tao of pi—when they might see the invisible in π with their mind’s or spiritual eye.

by Fasters January 25, 2022

Queer Pi

The common value of π covertly used by the LGBT+ mathematical community, which appears to change based on geography for nonobvious reasons.

Statistician Jerry is seeking a “rainbow grant” from some tech companies to determine why queer pi differs in different counties or countries.

by MathPlus October 15, 2021