Parker

Parker is an amazing boy with a killer smile. He’s usually very athletic and a one of a kind type of boy. He can get all the girls he wants but he’s very loyal. He usually dates girls with blonde hair and green eyes- which he finds most attractive. Specifically with names starting with an A. He’s very sweet but he’ll fight when he needs to.
Oh my lord, the new boys such a parker.
by Extreme04 November 24, 2018
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parker is a hot sexy man
omg parker is so hot
by bigbootayboy July 10, 2020
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a fucking retard that has no fucking friends and sucks dick for living
Girl1: Who's that
Girl2:that's parker he fucking retarded and gay
by Guamole nigga July 11, 2020
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Parker is a guy that will always fall in love with girls that goes by Phoebe, and Reagan. He is so hot that he doesn't hire bodyguards, they pay him to be the bodyguard. He also has a massive cock, when Goku saw it, he said ¨ IT'S OVER 9000!¨.
Parker's 900928th Bodyguard: Parker is so cool, I wish I could be his bodyguard.
*Goku still surprised at how massive it was.*
by ImTIger May 04, 2023
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A name meaning "keeper of land." Most likely the only one in your friend group with a crush on Legolas from Lord of the Rings that can actually justify himself, everyone else just says "haha hot elf". Not a person to be taken lightly, he WILL break your kneecaps if you mess with him.
I can't watch movies with Parker anymore, all he wants to talk about is the hot men.
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a kid with a big black cock and likes big bunda
parker is my bestfriend
by jordanlikespee May 29, 2023
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Super sexy man beast loves girls
Called Phoenix
No matter what happens a parker will always fall for
A PHEONIX!!!!!!
Parker and pheonix are such a great couple
by Powershot9910 January 30, 2018
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