Hazelnut Pancakes

The result of space-docking gone horribly wrong.

"Sorry babe, it looks like we're having hazelnut pancakes for dessert!"

by specimensample August 15, 2008

Bosnian Pancake

A woman riding a man reverse-cowgirl while simultaneously shitting on him and smashing it down into a pancake form.

Friend 1: "Dude, I prolly shouldn't pop my shirt off right now."
Friend 2: "We're at the pool, bro. You're going to swim with your shirt on?"
Friend 1: "Na man. Crazy broad I was with last night threw me a Bosnian pancake and I'm almost positive there's still remnants of her shit in my belly button."

by MikeyLikey86 December 19, 2015

Chocolate Chip Pancake

When a guy is performing anal sex on a subject, ejaculates inside of the butt cavity, pulls out, felches out the jizz that has some chocolatey poopy particles in it, rolls the subject over and spits out the batter on their stomach like pancake batter on a hot frying pan.

Guy 1: How was your date last night?
Guy 2: It was great! Gave her the ole chocolate chip pancake.

by YAYA2069 September 23, 2016

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

Boy Scout Pancake

A sex act in which numerous men involved in an orgy, simoultaneously ejaculate into a skillet, proceed to cook the concoctution, and serve the resulting dish to a willing recipient.

My English teacher got arressted again after forcing troop 401 to prepare and serve him a boy scout pancake

by Nick Karl November 12, 2007

I'm so pancaked

1. To be tired as fuck.

2. When your penis is soft and floppy.

Bro I'm so pancaked right now.

by Tittes June 13, 2014

pancake

A code name for a hot dude that you cant stop thinking about but can be a total ass hole when he's with his friends, when he's alone with you he's sweet, funny, cute, romantic and a little weird however he seems like he likes you only when your alone.

"I wish pancake would ask me out" anna "dude he never talks to you id think he likes you" friend " You don't know that he's nice when he's alone" anna .......

by Fajita January 1, 2016