onion ring

The act of sitting above a person.. bare ass.. sealing your butt hole around their mouth and farting.

I hooked up with this nasty bitch last night and she was just begging me to onion ring her.... then we boofed

by Brant Boekleman March 24, 2008

Onion Bomb

A beer with an onion in it. Chug down the beer then eat the onion whole

Keegan did an onion bomb.

by Big C-dawg December 13, 2008

Onion Ring

A term used to describe the pungent smelling arse hole of a homosexual; after being anally harrassed by a small penis with an aggressive yeast infection.

"David Furnish couldnt help but enjoy the rancid taste of Elton's onion ring."

"You cant beat a good deep fried Onion Ring"

by Monkey08 March 12, 2008

double ontondra

n. referring to a person's name - usually their given name but possibly also their family name or stage name - that seems to be either a mispelling of another word or a homonym, to humorous effect
n. a mocking term for any name that seems to be "completely made up," or which is so far out of the mainstream as to be funny
n. a phrase used to point out someone else's misspelling, misapplication of a phrase or term, or literal or verbal slip-up

Winona and Bubba named their daughter Ontondra, after hearing someone use the term "double entendre," and thinking that it meant "a really smart thing to say." Her name was a mild double ontondra.

When Cece Peniston came on the television show, Beavis said, "I wonder if she wants to SEE SEE my PENIS-ton? Heh heh." She had an outrageous double ontondra.

How can parents give their children names that cause them such torment? Ada Dick was married to Harry Butts. Each of whom endured years of teasing for their double ontondra.

by Michael Gannett February 22, 2006

onion bomb

The worst smelling far known to man. Made from eating the little chopped up onions from a McDonalds cheesburger or any other patty burger in which they are on. The smell derives from the circular motion is made while syphoning out the smell of the 'onion bomb'

After eating at McDonalds, I left a few onion bombs in my buddies car they stayed in the cloth of the seats for weeks...

by m00m00 May 13, 2005

Blooming Onion

The used and abused asshole of a slut job whore.

"Man, when she took of her dress and asked me to fuck her in the bum, my eyes popped out when I saw that blooming onion staring at me."

by Jtron 3000 September 8, 2003

onion belt

when an old person rambles on and mixes stories together

an exaple of an old man onion belting back in my day people used to where onions on there belts but that was the cool thing to do because it was the 1960s and everyone was listening to that rock n roll music wich was realy big in that time, bob dylan was doing his thing and every one loverd him, thats around the time of the vietnam war with all thoughs asian people, you know that asian people are realy good at ping pong and math......

by the plum sauce February 20, 2011