by canineteeth August 15, 2024
Get the pop-meal mug.You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.
Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal
by AlternateIsopod July 6, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Happy Meal mug.When a man has an over abundance of preejaculate while inside a woman, pulls out, and goes down on her, inevitably eating his own sperm.
“Hey Luke! Carla told me about how she served you a Happy Meal last night before you went in for the full burger.”
by Murlock69 July 13, 2023
Get the Happy Meal mug.by Michaelpapercompany July 22, 2023
Get the Snake meal mug.A regurgitation of food into the mouth.
This stems from the male penguin, who is known to save a small amount of food in its stomach to give to the newly hatched chick. It's the first meal given in anticipation of the mother's arrival back from the catch.
This stems from the male penguin, who is known to save a small amount of food in its stomach to give to the newly hatched chick. It's the first meal given in anticipation of the mother's arrival back from the catch.
by Ambiguous MrE November 7, 2025
Get the Penguin Meal mug."This $3 meal deal is pretty sweet, huh?" The man replies, "It's pretty good," then Ben says, "The Cheetos are a $1.79… This is just something to get you by, you know?"
by Squirtle1200 December 12, 2025
Get the $3 Meal Deal mug.Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!
"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.
by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023
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