persian meal

When a man farts while getting a blowjob

As so as she put my dick in here mouth I gave here a Persian meal

by chickenfoot35 June 11, 2022

standing meal

Against a wall, the female is sitting on the male’s shoulders but facing the other way. The male proceeds to eat her out while leaning against the wall.

I gave him a standing meal last night

by Gos67 September 12, 2023

Horse's meal

When someone serves you a meal but gives you nothing to drink whatsoever, much to the annoyance of many people.

When I went to the restaurant the other day, they gave me nothing to drink, even when I asked for water 100 times! What a horse's meal.

by Flaminghorse August 10, 2018

Midtown meal

When a girl is getting anal and throws up on the mans chest

Bitch left me a midtown meal.

by Tallguy84 October 3, 2016

2 piece fish meal

A threesome where it’s 1 man pleasuring 2 women orally.

Generic Inquiry:
“Hey how was that 2 piece fish meal with Britney & Sarah last night?”

Response:

“delicious! especially with TAR TAR sauce and that malt vinegar dripping”

by Longjohnsilversman June 24, 2022

meal-breaker

A foodstuff (usually a sweet, salty, oily or fatty snack) which unexpectedly spoils one's appetite. After consumption, the eater usually cannot start or finish the remainder of their regular meal.

I thought I'd just have a bag of buttered popcorn to take the edge off before dinner, but that's stuff's a real meal-breaker!

by niftimusmaximus September 15, 2010

meal replacement

To substitute a thing with something else. Retweeting/reposting/commenting involving an irrelevant fandom or its characters on another fandom's post, making it about them when it isn't. Typically the characters from an official art or fanart. This term was coined up by the Chinese otome game community.

When will this fandom get off their high horse and stop with the meal replacements?

by Anjing wangi March 13, 2025