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Jocks

Jocks (noun) Jocks are Irish slang for underwear or “boxers
E.g “Stall on there Johnathon I’m after shitting me jocks”
by JahnomanExt December 12, 2020
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Jock hopster

Noun: A girl who systematically moves from guy to guy within a particular group or click when she is dissed or dumped by whom ever she is currently persuing within that group.
Dude, have you heard that Joey is dating the jock hopster? That girl has tried to hook up with all of us, man she's a jock hopster!
by Houston JC July 8, 2009
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Jocke

The type of Father who got 7 kids and work nightime for a taxi-company and building-company.

Loves a really cheap Rasberry-cream.

Always helps his kids with sports.
Pushes his kids to practice in the backyard.
His kids knees are often broke.
"What type of Father do you gonna be?"
"Hopefully, a Jocke"
by bbkya April 17, 2018
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Jock

"Wow, John is such a damn jock"
by strap for your jock January 18, 2020
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Shock Jock

When your dick hits the electrical outfit. Often used in Canada

-By ABraveBoy
This guy shock jocked his dick like a phone charger!
by ABraveBoy March 12, 2022
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Jock

The man who brings the water.

Staving off dehydration in the intoxicated masses, this man saves lives with quiet intent.
Many assume due to his name sake, that a Jock would be rude and crude, but in reality, Jock is a man who quietly loves behind a guise of apathy.
Breaks in new boots without a whimper of pain.
Thanks for the water Jock 😊
by WhiskyGirl84 August 7, 2021
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Jocke

A father to a rasberry cream loving boy . He has 40 doughters and loves to fuck small boys. Has a cousin named Michel and has no hair on his head
by Jocke destroyer March 27, 2019
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