by Sammy Wood March 15, 2009

a gesture that resembles masturbation of male genitailia. usually performed by someone who is bored or disgusted.
I was so bored with what the instructor was saying, I did an air rub to my friend, Bruce, who was there, too.
by jimbanner June 20, 2016

Another name for your penis when you are too young to produce any sexual fluids that only air comes out when your masturbate.
Mike: I think the first time I jacked it I was like 13-14 years old.
Marty: Really?! I wacked off at 8. Only air came out though. No jizz.
Mike: I knew you had a tiny air cumpressor.
Marty: Really?! I wacked off at 8. Only air came out though. No jizz.
Mike: I knew you had a tiny air cumpressor.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019

by Small dick chase April 23, 2020

When you totally miss absolutely everything (be it a pig or a building) in a level while playing Angry Birds. This usually happens to novices and involves launching the bird way over everything in the level.
*Joe plays Angry Birds for the first time and epically fails.
Joe: "MAN, I suck at this game, total air bird..."
Friends: "AAAAIR BIIIIRD"
Joe: "MAN, I suck at this game, total air bird..."
Friends: "AAAAIR BIIIIRD"
by HRobiso September 4, 2011

by ryanthek1d2 December 23, 2014

When someone who thinks that are good at basketball joins your team and they turn out to be complete ass.
by memesweeper May 31, 2017
