obsessed

A good example of obsessed some of the people who posted under the definition of Hentai Seriously, just look at the stuff some of those good folks over there posted. I think that genre of porno has drawn in some of the most, well... "Devoted" of fans. Not that I mean to bash any viewers out there, but man, I've met some freaky Hentai fans in my high school days.

fan: Hentai is perfect, hentai is beautiful, hentai is perfect, perfect, righteous, wonderful, great, exotic, it is-

Nerd:Sigh.... It's obsessed people like you that give us nerds an even worse rep than we already have. Stupid Baby-Rape porno...

Fan: Yer just jealous because you can't do what they can in the beautiful cartoons!

Nerd: If I wanted to turn into a living dildo, I'd make note of it. As for now, joining in anonymous group orgies is better than watching naked chained up toons in my opinion. speaking of which, I'm going to a friend's house. Don't get sperm all over my keyboard... Chao...

by Broadcasting to you from a geisha house August 12, 2006

Energetic Moose Obsticles

A person who cuts themselves who you catapult into the woods to hope they get stepped on by a moose on CRACK COCAINE who FUKS UR COUCH.

Stands for emo.

Khiel: I hate life cuz i plai wow/gw. (//_;)
Finneh: OMFGTFO? *Catapults into woods*
Khiel: wtf. ;.;
Moose: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Finneh: *fapfapfap* LOL ENERGETIC MOOSE OBSTICLES!

by Finneh October 27, 2007

obsethed

Being obsessed with the character Seth Cohen on The OC

Did you see The OC last night? I'm obsethed!

by Broke October 21, 2006

obsequey

the art of death

an in not the death of art

by y wont i die April 24, 2004

obsolete farm machine

1. Any Afracin American who is disabled from doing his job on your plantaions.

2. More common term for any African American.

After Toby didn't feel like picking my cotton, I hit him with my hickery stick until both his hands broke, and now he's nothing more than a obsolete farm machine

by Rob the man December 21, 2007

ovulation obsessed

One who is desperate to get pregnant. Usually tracks her menstral cycle to determine most optimal time to concieve. Takes basal temp every morning and tracks temp on a chart. Makes daily note of vaginal mucus to track upcomming ovulation. Has sex on days most likely to be fertile. On those days goes straight for the kill and completely forgets forplay.

Karen is ovulation obsessed all she cares about is getting pregnant she doesn't make sex fun anymore.

by Karamel December 20, 2007

obsidian

cool or something remotely different, extreme awsomeness.
different. Dark.

this butterfly is so obsidian

by banana brains March 11, 2008