by urmomgay694206942069696969420 May 16, 2025
Get the Jewish Magicmug. When you pay a Hasidic Jew to give you oral sex behind a bakery while reciting prayers from the Tanakh.
by DIENUM April 13, 2024
Get the Jewish Blowymug. A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.
Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!
by .TheEel January 30, 2020
Get the Jewish Applemug. When there is a long line of cars waiting to get into a parking lot, gate, etc., so you drive past the line, turn around, and join the line from the other direction where the line is shorter.
Steve: “If you haven’t left yet, I’d leave early to be on time! The line of cars is backed all the way up to the stop sign if you’re coming from the west.
Bob: “I’m not worried about it, I’ll just pull a Jewish U turn.”
Bob: “I’m not worried about it, I’ll just pull a Jewish U turn.”
by Crashlandon July 27, 2025
Get the Jewish U turnmug. by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021
Get the Jeff the Jewish guymug. When you are completely and utterly fucked over by a Jew or an any money hungry person in terms of money and assets.
Vonn: hey what are you paying for this 30 page report due tonight?
Mitchel: uhh probably like 10 bucks
Vonn: dude I could charge you with Jewish rape
Mitchel: uhh probably like 10 bucks
Vonn: dude I could charge you with Jewish rape
by GoodieGamer September 30, 2025
Get the Jewish Rapemug. You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!
Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."
Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"
Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
Get the If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascistsmug.