Cumrag Murray

A nickname for a suspicious handcloth, which is mostly like used as a cumrag to clean up baby gravy after masturbation.

The name is in reference to Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson's prosecuted doctor who was involved within the key drug scandal that led to MJ's death.

Brother 1: "Scotty, how's Cumrag Murray these days?"

Brother 2: "Who the fuck is Cumrag Murray?"

Brother 1: "That suspiciously crusty rag Mom found under your bed the other day ya fuck nugget"

by CookieJarBoi69 September 2, 2019

Father Murtagh

A very holy man who is the most known priest in the Dunleer parish. He has a lot of altar servers. It was very scary when he came in to do confessions in primary school.

Father Murtagh said hello to me after mass today

by Steffochan15 March 7, 2020

charlie murder

A character of an underrated zombie apocalypse game known as Charlie. Charlie apparently is fucking superhuman and can’t die from being shot or zombie infection

“Charlie murder is an underrated game”
“WhAt Is ThAt gAmE??????”

by Rezeki December 3, 2020

Sonni Murray

A victim that was taken off the streets of moredun by the YIC gang, abused by 15 bottles, And made to run around the inch park in Edinburgh with a slashed bike tire, This was all a scheme organised by his mum to get donation money.

Me: "Did you hear what happened to Marley's wee brother Sonni Murray yesterday"

Mate: "Aye that was funny as fuck I shat myself"

by Wafflah July 17, 2021

Alan murchison

is better than Cole Horseurgh at video games :D

cole is pish and alan Murchison is swag and no pish cause alan is swaagy

by meggaslagg October 12, 2021

Jack Murphy

Jack Murphy is the kind of guy that says he will chin wag your mum, but all he does is play with cocks on his ranch. He thinks he owns the place, but all he owns is a Mitsubishi triton.

Jack Murphy can take a hydraulic suck on a big fury testicle sack...
Go fuck yourself Murphy.

by HARVEYWIENSTIENISBLIND February 26, 2022

ava murphy

Ava is a gorgeous girl with striking green eyes and a twinkly smile. Her hair is luscious and curly and she always smells like fine florals. She very comedic and extremely multi-talented. Every moment spent with her I'm in love and in awe of her presence. Watch out because she will be famous one day

Gah damn, I wish Ava Murphy was my wife

by elansmyla2005 April 26, 2022