hooded midget

Is used to describe an uncircumsized micro penis.

I could barely get his hooded midget inside me, when it was "in" I couldn't tell.

by BJ Dailey May 26, 2018

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Midgetism

Short, nosy and annoying.

That guy at Home Depot doesn’t suffer from his midgetism, but the rest of us do.

by Ermag June 28, 2023

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Short midget

A midget That likes to watch midget porn

Damn Look at it its watching midget porn!
Tonya look at tat short midget its watching porn!

by JimmyJhonny556 February 28, 2022

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Midget fury

One who shorter than 5,2ft and is not happy with they're height so they take all they're anger out on other people

Maddy is a midget fury she's wack

by Donald 6917 October 12, 2022

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Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.

Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.

Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"

by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025

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