Matthew Noble

a smart kid with a nice attitude but sometimes he is a dick, he is sweet but girls break him ... he isn't the the cutest but very with such skills of kissing and huging "you go girl" gay white boy..... he cares of people so much but sometimes people just fuck up badly... really badly, a girl taught matthew how to kiss how embarrasing

"go find a matthew he would understand" kate said
"your gonna need a matthew ruiz to cheer you up" matthew said

by nathaly August 03, 2014

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matthew beattie

Matthew Beattie is another word for "massive dick", if you say "wow, you've got a Matthew Beattie", you are implying that the person has a "massive dick". it can be used in female context as it means "massive pussy" also...

thats a Matthew Beattie

by Matthew Beatties Assisstant January 31, 2018

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matthew mace

matthew mace is a very hot man who does super cute kawai dances for his boyfriend caleb mattasoni. his love for caleb mattasoni was destined by the super hot woman and mother of hunter horg and wife to dazza, caroline horg. but caleb is actually gay and loves men but he is actually not gay oh my gosh Bellen klingt, Mrs. Loyd, ich erzähle es dir

*barking noises* uh that person is dancing must be a "matthew mace"

by caleb mattasoni November 17, 2022

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