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Holiday loser

One who, despite having an abundance of friends and family, finds himself inexplicably alone on major holidays (esp. at Christmas).
Damn, I should never have spent my last 500 dollars on that prostitute last week. Now I can't afford the airfare to go home for Christmas. I'm always such a holiday loser!
by Trebor1970 December 23, 2008
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super loser double feature

A 'Super Loser Double Feature' is going to see two or more movies in one evening by yourself. Said person is alone by choice, unavailability of real/imaginary friends or hatred of other humans. Kiosks are used to purchase tickets so same ticket counter does not see said person twice. Antisocial behavior maybe exhibited if noisy family or seat kickers sit to close. In some situations said person will go to multiple theaters to completely avoid being identified as a double dipper.
Last Saturday Jason had a rare Super Loser Double Feature night at the movies after none of his 'friends' called him back.
by realtalljason July 4, 2011
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SORE LOSER

Your Candidate Lost, Get Over IT!!!!!
Stop being a SORE LOSER!
Stop being a SORE LOSER!
by Dirty Ballerina January 15, 2017
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A stupid loser

You for reading this
by Strīde May 29, 2020
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loser-fucker

n. term created by a sexy nerd and utilized by elgeco to describe everybody else on XOXO besides a sexy nerd and elgeco

n. used to describe xoxoers who post on xoxo 15 hours a day (satisfying the definition of loser) and xoxoers who are assholes (satisfying the definition of fucker). strangely, it describes all xoxoers besides a sexy nerd and elgreco.
Lao is a loser-fucker.
by UltimateGod October 6, 2004
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Loser cruiser

A school bus transporting high school students. While it's customary from elementary and middle school students to ride the bus to and from school, a high school student is a "loser" if they aren't driving, getting rides with friends or doing after-school activities.
Wow, look at that loser cruiser going by with just one teenager on it sitting in the front!
by SToleniPOD February 26, 2010
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Loser's loser

The ultimate loser. When it comes to losing, no one does it better. This person loses at everything in life. It takes several generations of losing DNA to produce a loser's loser.
John is a man's man, but Jimmy over there is a loser's loser.
by Robthanob September 23, 2014
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