cum-logged

An adjective for a long piece of wood that has holes drilled into it that pirates use as a dutch wife to release sexual tension. Each hole is drilled approximately one body length apart so a long line of pirates can sodomize the wood simultaneously. The resulting effect is that the wood used to pleasure the pirates has become covered in cum. When the piece of wood no longer retains its natural rigidness, it is said to be "cum-logged."
Aargh matey, that bit of wood is cum-logged. Throw it overboard to Davy Jones's locker and put in a new piece of wood. Pirates want a dutch wife that isn't a big soggy mess, they like a little bit of roughness they do. Aargh!
by Alex Davis March 29, 2008
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Log Floom

When a guy busts down a girls clevage and then takes a valoptious turd over the cum, letting the shit slowly slide down the clevage
Yo mia had cum on her chest so i pooped down it creating a log floom.
by Steve Imperiale November 25, 2005
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Log Jam

When you are getting your asshole sucked, and you send a POWER TURD into the mouth of recipent!
Shitting into the mouth of someonew that is sucking your asshole!
by Christopher Gelston February 07, 2005
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Log Jam

When a dude with a huge cock tries to fuck a virgin pussy, his cock (log) gets stuck
MOCO doesn't want a log jam so he avoids fucking virgins.
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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Raw Log

verb;
Male: The act of "mushing" two non erect penises together.

Female: The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman and a non erect penis.
Male: "Hey man, you want to go raw log in the men's bathroom?"

Female: "Damnit, Betsy! I can't get my dick hard, so we're raw logging again!"
by Pizza Peat March 17, 2010
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winter logging

when someone freezes a poo and uses it as a dildo for either themselfs or others. soon the ice will melt leaving a poo filled vagina.
girl 1 "yesturday i left a poo outside and in the morning it was as hard as ice and so i stimulated my vagina for the rest of that day with it. i just love winter logging"

girl 2 "um... ok"
by the public illustrator November 13, 2009
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log jammer

When one shits into anothers asshole, and the same shit is returned to the owners asshole. The shit is passed back and forth between assholes... Much like a sort of "hot potato" game.
James and Eddie did the Log Jammer! I walked in and saw them!!
by MorgazmHAH December 06, 2007
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