qweef log

A small schedule of how many times a woman has qweefed.

Hey Sandy, did you make a new qweef log today?

by Ermac1234 July 23, 2008

Log Floom

When a guy busts down a girls clevage and then takes a valoptious turd over the cum, letting the shit slowly slide down the clevage

Yo mia had cum on her chest so i pooped down it creating a log floom.

by Steve Imperiale November 27, 2005

Log Jam

When you are getting your asshole sucked, and you send a POWER TURD into the mouth of recipent!

Shitting into the mouth of someonew that is sucking your asshole!

by Christopher Gelston February 7, 2005

Log Jam

When a dude with a huge cock tries to fuck a virgin pussy, his cock (log) gets stuck

MOCO doesn't want a log jam so he avoids fucking virgins.

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

winter logging

when someone freezes a poo and uses it as a dildo for either themselfs or others. soon the ice will melt leaving a poo filled vagina.

girl 1 "yesturday i left a poo outside and in the morning it was as hard as ice and so i stimulated my vagina for the rest of that day with it. i just love winter logging"

girl 2 "um... ok"

by the public illustrator November 14, 2009

Raw Log

verb;
Male: The act of "mushing" two non erect penises together.

Female: The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman and a non erect penis.

Male: "Hey man, you want to go raw log in the men's bathroom?"

Female: "Damnit, Betsy! I can't get my dick hard, so we're raw logging again!"

by Pizza Peat March 17, 2010

log jammer

When one shits into anothers asshole, and the same shit is returned to the owners asshole. The shit is passed back and forth between assholes... Much like a sort of "hot potato" game.

James and Eddie did the Log Jammer! I walked in and saw them!!

by MorgazmHAH January 1, 2008