Lemonade Surprise

When the partner is performing oral and gets a load of urine blasted into his/her mouth.

Hey baby, are you thirsty? How about a lemonade surprise?

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

Lemonised

When someone has eaten many lemons, and is sick of lemons now.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm LEMONISED!
Guy 2: Wow man, how many lemons did you eat?

by NomLemons June 28, 2011

Lemoyne Sleeper

A sexual act between somewhat consenting adults, involving one partner mounting the other while he/she is asleep, whispering "Lemoyne Sleeper, the one stop bedroom shop" in the sleeping partner's ear, followed by a sock to the head with a pillow. As the partner on the bottom jolts awake, the one on top enjoys the ride.

Gina couldn't sleep due to her own arousal, so she stroked Jimbo's cock until it was fully engorged, upon which time she climbed on, gave him a Lemoyne Sleeper, and quickly reached orgasm as he thrashed around underneath her.

by J.J. Jingleheimerschmidt September 6, 2011

Lemon

The word that best describes a socially awkward, lugubrious, and unflattering person, animal, or situation.

1) Why is this lemon on the football team? Go back to being awkward somewhere else, nerd.

2) That was such a lemon move man, she will never buy your mix-tape now.

by Swahilliansugar September 25, 2013

lemon hat

upon receiving anal sex, the male shoves a peeled lemon into the females rectum.

"Dude! I gave this girl a lemon hat last night!"
"Nice, how did it go?!"
"I'm not allowed within 50 feet of her anymore"

by nigger boy October 7, 2013

lemonlaid

When you woke up next to an ugly person after getting drunk the night before.

I was so drunk last night I woke up with a lemon. Dude i was lemonlaid.

by Matt Gaylor December 28, 2013

Lemonlaid

A terrible sexual encounter. As in a car that is a lemon.

I got lemonlaid last night, I think I have herpes now.

by iamnza October 17, 2014