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Mia and Landon are soulmates

Mia&landon: The definition of the perfect match
by ykwhoitissss May 31, 2024
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“Get Landoned”

When someone ask for advice/ideas/suggestions for anything in their life, but immediately disregards any ideas provided and states he/she already solved it 3 months ago.
A - “Hey do these flyers look good or should I change it?”
B - “One minor change is to the font, but that’s it
A - “You big dumb fuck dawg, I shipped these flyers 3 months ago”

“Get Landoned” big dawg
by Mcsmitttty February 24, 2026
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Dirty Landon

When you shit in your hand and then use said shit as lubricant to jerk off your bro
Scala, you my bro and I love ya man. It’s time for you to enjoy a Dirty Landon!
by Sidecut March 24, 2025
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Dirty Landon

Putting your penis into another man's mouth and then throat fuck him violently. Then Ben comes along and Cleveland steamers the two of u.
by My P.p June 3, 2025
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the full langton

when you've accomplished something you may feel like celebrating, why not perform the full langton? Basically run around and find the nearest girl and verbally rape her before making it physical. usually used when scoring goals, tries and home-runs, BEWARE very very illegal.
yo i scored a goal the other day, so i decided to score with a girl too, i gave her the full langton :/ she cried, and cried...and cried :|
by nffcboy05 January 1, 2010
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rachel and landon

a wonderful sexy couple. Often have sex(anal lovers)
oh your a rachel and landon have sex
by Rahcel and Landon June 15, 2017
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bruv x landon

The most epic ship in eternity. Created in the most idiotic and worst place on earth.

also hi nuul
landon: bruv x landon 😳
bruv: fuck me
by Bruv (cool guy lmao) September 22, 2021
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