Kellar

A fantastic magical being that soars over mountain ranges on a daily basis. Kellar is known to hunt many moose and men (Alex). Kellar stomps bitches and cooks bros for dinner.

Kellar secretly steals your most favourite possessions and turns them into gold to give to you for christmas.

Kellar likes Wisers.

girl: "what you do that fooooor?"
kellar: "move bitch, I don't need no excuses, Im Kellar!"

by catloverzzzzzzunite December 16, 2011

kellie pickler

A contestant on American Idol 5, who finished in 6th place, who keeps on getting thrashed by haters because of her 'picklerisms' aka "I'm a mink!" or "They feel like tarantulas!" or "What's a ballsy?"

Nonetheless, she has a decent singing voice.

She also has a calamari named after her.

"Do you see that couple right there? That's Con Con and Kellie Pickler. Are they together?"

Jayne loved Kellie when she saw her at the auditions, but hated her ditzy attitude thereafter.

by Admiral Teo June 11, 2006

hellen keller

A dance made famous by the group 3oh3 in their song don't trust me

you act blind and walk around with your hands out
"shush girl, shut your lips do the hellen keller and talk with your hips"(from the song don't trust me by 3oh3)

by chrisbrowns lover May 13, 2011

Kellin

A rather short, beautiful girl who can be extremely kinky once you get to know her. Kellins can be really easy to get along with especially when you dont really care about her kinks (even though they are insanely kinky) (Even tentacle porn)

HEY, SHES SHORT, BLOND, AND KINKY. IS HER NAME KELLIN?

Calm down you stupid fuck.

by A tall motherfucker November 9, 2014

aoife kelly

Aoife is a wet thing who can't hack the session, all the boys love her and she attracts even the bootyliscious superMARKet. She's truly amazing and unique.

Boyfriend: Aoife Kelly your a ride
(Aoife drops to knees and sucks his large penis)

by lewismark November 4, 2013

Machine Gun Kelly

Machine Gun Kelly is Eminem's bitch

Machine Gun Kelly diss track
You sound like a bitch, bitch
Shut the fuck up
When your fans become your haters
You done?
Fuck, your beard's weird

by fhwhshbs November 21, 2020

Helen Keller

An incredibly inspirational woman who's name has apparently been slandered here on UD. Even though she was blinded and deafened at a young age, she went on to become an author, lecturer, and activist.

"I love reading about Helen Keller! Her story was very interesting."

by arandomhumanintheuniverse March 1, 2019