The biggest idiot in Australia, truly a racist moron who is not wanted in Australia. Apparently the americans like these type of right winged nut cases.

Person 1. Did you hear about Alan Jones insulting the Prime Minister in a rude manner again, saying her late father would be ashamed.

Person 2. That guy should seriously consider moving to the United States

Alan Jones by President Awesome October 7, 2012

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davy jones

a pirate who sailed on the pacific ocean who was the captain of the flying dutchman, a cursed ship that causes bad luck and omens. the ship was feared by every one including other pirates and admarial guards. because of the ships reputation davy jones the captain of the ship owned the seven seas of that time. later on a giant sea monster came up and destroyed the ship leaving davy jones and his men cursed to haunt the seas until judgement day/ the second coming of christ. the ship and men was never found by admaril guards. sailors say that davy jones and his flying dutchman is responsible of all the bad things that happen on the sea such as the sinking of the titanic and other sunken cruise ships.......

davy jones was a cursed man with a cursed ship, if you see him while your on a boat, your ass is in trouble!

davy jones by vannes August 6, 2006

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Love Jones

Havin' a crush on someone.

I got da love jones for dat girl wit' da big booty

Love Jones by Skirmish MC February 8, 2004

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