by Yoobroskiiiii October 06, 2020
Grandfather Jonathan Grandfather Jonathan
by Crabby_Souls October 18, 2020
Cool as Jonathan littles
A 22 year old bitch who beats women and is a deadbeat. He has 4 kids but doesn't support any. One may say " my baby dad is such a jonathan quinones " Because his name itself means dead beat and crack head.
by Miss Pickle October 19, 2018
Jonathan Michael McKenzie has a MONSTER COCK he is the most handsome devil around, and probably has a bigger dick than you.
Have you heard of Jonathan Michael McKenzie?
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!
by Not Jonathan June 14, 2022
Person 1: "Oh, is that Jonathan Garnham?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's a small feminine man who teaches Computer Science!"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's a small feminine man who teaches Computer Science!"
by big gazza 194 April 16, 2024
“I was on the phone with my gf and she totally pulled a Jonathan.”
“Damn bro! She heard everything you did ?”
“Damn bro! She heard everything you did ?”
by kaiskidneys January 03, 2023