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jamed sanchez

Dick slapping a bitch with shit all over your cock.
"After I rammed that chick from behind I pulled the move Jamed Sanchez on her."
by Victor M January 10, 2005
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Jaked

1) Alternative for Owned
2) A problem relating to the internet, such as disconnection, problems logging onto a site, etc.
alt. Jakage
1) That kid on that bike just got jaked.
2) My internet connection was jaked last night.
by Jakage February 25, 2005
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Jared Followill

Most coolest hillbilly guitarist for coolest hillbilly band (kings of leon)
Very hot, very cool and mine
by Caitlin February 28, 2004
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Jared

Jared is the name for the dingle berries that hang on butt hair
I have a Jared hanging from my butt
by Chad mann January 18, 2010
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Jared

Tall, slightly chunky man with dark facial hair. Loves Black T-shirts and his sexy girlfriend. He has a fetish with boobs. His popsicle is slight smaller than normal. He never rejects you when you ask for a ride in his man van. He's a sweet and loving boyfriend but makes mistakes and doesnt really understand the female type. He has kind of a numb personality but is extremely loyal..... I mean REALLY LOYAL. He will be whatever you want hime to be. He is my bestfriend, my boyfriend, and my slave. He also enjoys blowing on lucy, his trombone....:D
by Ned Bluska October 30, 2010
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Jared

The art of escaping in an otto bin
He chucked a Jared
He got out by Jareding
by ArttRarr October 16, 2008
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japed out

by deadly July 29, 2003
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