heated hot pocket

When you insert your erect penis into a freshly cooked hot pocket and have it eaten off.

Dude your mom gave me a heated hot pocket and she said it was delicious.

by Dr. Aquarius August 21, 2016

like a bitch in heat

From Chapter 8 of Supermega saves the the troops.

I was flying in a helicopter like a bitch in heat

by Supermega head December 8, 2022

Heat Wave Bag

When a man does not shower for a fortnight during summer and then unsuspectingly teabags their partner while they sleep.

I heard my ex girlfriend cheated on my while away on vacation so I did not shower while she was gone and gave her the Heat Wave Bag the night she got back.

by McGuyver604 August 11, 2013

distinctively heated argument

A valid synonym for "masturbation", usually used to bypass moderative systems.

It can also be used as a replacement for *fap*.

Yeah, so I had a distinctively heated argument last night. The opponent was very competitive, and we debated for a good hour or so, but I eventually won the argument by bringing up respectable views and opinions on the matter at hand.

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"Oh, man, that's some good porn. *has a distinctively heated argument with one's self*"

by wasp2020 May 26, 2005

Packing some heat

When a male has a particularly large penis.

"I got with this dude last night, and let me tell you. He was packing some heat"

by Kittenlitter May 30, 2017

heated meat beater

When a girl gives a dry handjob.

Guy 1: My penis is so sore and irritated.
Guy 2: Dude, she gave you a heated meat beater!

by doobersmacker August 5, 2010

Throw Heat

To Fart or Pass Gas

Justin Haze wanted to throw heat right next to me but I told him not to. I can't stand the smell!

by jjhayes79 February 3, 2010