hook job

(Pronouced: hoook job) The act of partaking in having someone administer a blow JOB on you, while you smoke from a HOOKAH.

Frank: Dude, you hear that tommy got a Hook Job?
Sam: I have heard those can cause lung cancer AND you can get STDs.

by Makwaw Hunters Intl. August 12, 2007

booger hook

a swift punch (a left or right hook) to the nose, sometimes causing boogers to fly out.

I really want to booger hook that bitch Kenisha for farting in my prescence.

by Kendrick5050 April 23, 2006

captain hook

term for one who has to jack off with 1 finger because their dick is so small(Jason Sansouci)

Whats up Captain Hook.

by manny January 28, 2003

hook up

NOTE: THE MEANING OF THE WORD HOOK UP VARIES BY AGE

1- to kiss passionately
2- to french kiss
3- to give a blowjob
4- to have sex

1- a 13 year old might say, we hook up, meaning they basically just kissed
2- a 15 year old might say, we hook up, meaning they french kissed
3- a 16 year old might say, i hook up with (name), meaning she gave him a blowjob
4- an 18 year old might say, i hook up with (name), meaning they had sex.

by kvg10377 September 01, 2010

meat hook

A womens large clitoris or vagina. If you can see it from behind its a meat hook. Porn stars & hookers usually always have meat hooks.

"That bitch's beat down meat hook wraped around my shaft really quite well, although all that friction can make for a dry pussy hole."

by geezery September 28, 2006

capitain hook

when a guy jizzes in/on a girls eye...and then kicks her in the leg

dude: damn i hella gave that bitch a capitain hook
other dude: hahahahaha.

by shutthe fuckup November 26, 2006

Off The Hook

Free from a difficult situation.
To be in a difficult situation is like hanging "on" a "hook"; to get free of the problem you must get "off the hook".

We've caught you again, but this time you won't get off the hook so easily!" You are "off the hook" when you are no longer responsible for some problematic situation. Example: "We found the guy who stole the money, so we know you didn't do it; you're off the hook." When you get yourself free from a difficult situation you are no longer "on the hook"; you are "off the hook." Example: "You're lucky; it turns out that Dad never heard you come in late last night." Answer: "Great, that means I'm off the hook!

by GetCrackinMcSlackin March 30, 2011