Dead Hooker Storage

the best trivia team in Bethesda. The team often alters its name to fit a theme, holiday, or season, but the "Dead Hooker" part always remains.

-Dead Hooker Storage kicked butt last night at Union Jacks!

by DeadHookerStorage February 4, 2010

hooker

Hooker: *noun* (1)A woman who preys on innocent male bystanders with her sexual wit and cleverness and imagination. (2)A species of whale.

Maybe we'll see some hookers while we're out on the bay.

by Chantel & Julia September 22, 2005

Hooker Bitch

hooker bitch The Queen of Bitches;Sleezy form of Bitch,but Hip, Slick & Cool in nature...

Hey! Whats up my Hooker Bitch!You sleezy,slimy butter chipping, Hooker Bitch!

by Yvonne Isles September 9, 2008

blackjack and hookers

a saying for any place and time when a suggestion is needed. Also the motto of bender from futurama

Q: Hey, what do you want for christmas?
A: Blackjack and hookers.

by wordgirl2.0 October 20, 2014

Pirate Hooker

a friend that is acting aloof and generally likes the cock.

Damnit, you're such a Pirate Hooker.

by Katie Kaleidoscope February 10, 2007

hooker

someone who wears hoochie skirts and gets more ass than a toilet seat.

tita marlou

hooker

by iHateEmos July 12, 2007

Hooker Flu

Any type of sickness or infection obtained through physical contact with a loose woman.

I had a blast sucking her face, but the bitch gave me the hooker flu.

by The Ryan Richards March 10, 2009