helmut

Alternative spelling of "helmet" as made popular by rednecks and hillbillies.

Ellie Sue: Henry Lee, ain't you gonna get a helmut for when you ride your Harley?

Henry Lee: Naw Ellie Sue, I just took one of them there pots from the kitchen. Ain't much up there to protect anyhow, not like them jap-bikers.

by shadowfighter April 17, 2009

help over the fence

When you have sex with an animal.

"That chick likes to help horses over the fence." (help over the fence)

by carlsbadkid January 13, 2009

helper shotgun

Similiar to a helper monkey, helper shotguns are put into use by disabled persons to perform tasks. However, unlike (most) helper monkeys, helper shotguns are also used to lay in the smack down on any disrespecting peeps.

That bitch didn't disrespect me after I brought out my helper shotgun.

by JawaAvenger December 28, 2003

helping herself to a snack

the natural phenomenon occurs when a female fellates a sleeping or unconscious male, often results in sleep disruption for the receiver.

After Turbo-Dave passed out on the couch, he awoke to see
Janet helping herself to a snack.
Here's the play by play
Turbo Dave: "ZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Janet: "Mmmmm slurp slurp"
TD: "ZZZ..Whaaaa?"
J: "Slurp slurp mmmm"
TD: "I'll give you 20 minutes to cut that out!"
J: "Mmmm slurp slurp *gulp* slurp"

by DJ D-Rail August 7, 2006

Help_tale

a weird-ass Undertale AU that's supposed to be scary by using amalgamates, but isn't scary at all. just awkward.

guy: have you heard of help_tale?
girl: you mean the so-called "scariest Undertale AU? yeah, but don't talk about it.

by Zachattack777/DunkleSans777 May 14, 2018

Self-Helper

A person who fills all of their shelves with sunny self-help books and drops Buddha statues in random locations around the house. Notorious for forwarding emails profusely and also donating to as many charities as possible. Also decorates house with obscure quotes on plaques. Cooks bad food.

Self-Helpers buy ornaments when they don't even know what they are or mean.

by Flitch August 19, 2012

Can I help you

Get the fuck out of here

I’m in your room when you said not to.can I help you then.

by Nope my name is yeet January 27, 2020