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Hand-Carved Blumpkin

When you're taking a dump, and you start jerking off. Right as you're about to finish, you stand up and use your jizz to draw a face in your poop.
I just made a Hand-Carved Blumpkin, and boy are my arms tired.
by TRA90 March 7, 2023
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hand grenade

when you're about to rip a nasty fart and you put your hand right over your ass, capturing the smell, and then smelling it.
did you see dennis pull a hand grenade in class?
aw, man, that was naaasty!
by capndick August 11, 2010
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Hand Mustard

A term for semen, used in the context of masturbation or manual intercourse.
"Awww naw gurl. You done be jerkin' me off and I skeeted a load o' hand mustard on yo grill. Sorry fo dat."
by Alex and Rob April 4, 2006
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Hand job

Something that girls do when they've been pent up for a long time and dont wanna get their mouths dirty and still wanna keep their virginity (or they just dont want the love from the man)
i wonder how much mellissa charges for a and job....
by PeRV_Pyr0_FyREmaN April 25, 2003
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hand-job lesson

A hand-job lesson is a training exercise for hand-job squires. The guy who is giving the lesson takes the hand of the hand-job squire and gently wraps it around his own hand which is jacking his own dick. The purpose is to teach the squire the pressure, speed, rhythm, and anything else that the guy likes when he jacks off and cums.
Matt gave me a hand-job lesson to show me how he likes to be jacked off.
by USAF Cadet June 7, 2021
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hand doogey

handjob; A person strokes a man's penis up and down, "jacking them off"
That girl gave me the bomb hand doogey!
by John Handcock December 6, 2004
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Hand Eye

the legend of one who amazed mere mortals with his presence. One truely touched with the power to entertain those around him with his uncoordinated acts. many scholars believed he was a god but others disagreed. Only truely ever know by few his time here was a lesson to those around him work on each aspect of your coordination. Hand Eye bagan to fade away over time. many now speculate he is the beloved Hutch but it is unknown. His presence will live on in our hearts. KEEP STRONG HAND EYE.
by Macasarus December 7, 2007
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