pork hammer

Dick, cock, refering to your penis when it is erect and ready to be serviced.

She grabbed my pork hammer and went to town on it.

by MED November 5, 2003

Hammer Bite

Hammer Bite is the pinch suffered when the web of the shooting hand is caught between the hammer and beavertail safety during recoil of Colt (original Government Model) 1911 .45 caliber pistols. Similar to Beretta Bite but specific to guns which can pinch between hammer and another portion of the gun

Jimmy thought he would impress his friends with his Daddy's gun at the range but everyone laughed when he dropped it after suffering a hammer bite.

by Snap-Tite May 3, 2011

hammer pump

Masturbation or causing male ejaculation by hand

No she didn't let me hit it, but she did given me a good ole' fashioned hammer pump, so at least I slept well.

by N. VonBachbeater September 20, 2006

Hamerism

like a mannerism - reference to a slang word used in Framingham, Massachusetts: a Hamerism within itself.

OppaBomba is a Hamerism because it's definition, although Jamaican, stems from its use in Framingham.

by Justin Obscure March 18, 2007

Hammer mansion

Boxer shorts worn by a dude packin' heat.

Banana hammocks and grape smugglers are WAY too restrictive, so I always rock the hammer mansions.

by trojanhorse August 5, 2009

Hammerbagged

Slang for attacked, abused, severe disappointment, hassled, overcharged (like getting hit with a bag of hammers, figuratively)

Also "hammerbagging"..the act of getting hammerbagged.

Did you see what they are charging me? I got hammerbagged.

Look at all this traffic..we are getting hammerbagged.

My girlfriend was so pissed at me...I took a royal hammerbagging.

by Clustmaster P January 10, 2010

Hammergooned

Becoming highly intoxicated after a long day of consuming alcohol. Belligerent to everybody, and all surroundings.

We went taligating last Sunday, and by the end of the game, we we're totally hammergooned.

by diddy mcgoonigan April 18, 2010