Glitterboarding

A form of torture invented by elementary students and used on their un suspecting teacher victims each year around the holiday season.

I came home from school an emotional shell of the man I once was, the victim of holiday glitterboarding

by glittered and tattered December 1, 2021

Glitter Tits

A woman whose breasts dont really need the support of a bra as they shine on their own. Like glitter

Heh Glitter Tits hows it going?

by The Two Headed Dog January 19, 2022

glitterponyz

best cosplays but also the worst at the same time... also

EMO HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHhAHA

Person 1: dude this Gregory cosplayer is just wearing a blue shirt-
glitterponyz: Heard you were talking shit about me?
Person 1: AHHHHHHHH

by intoxicated.vampire February 12, 2022

glitter burger

When a stripper puts her crotch on your face

Wife: why do you have glitter on your face at 2 a.m.?

Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.

by Jarhead4life February 15, 2022

GLITTER MITTEN

ANOTHER WORD FOR A SMALL CLIT

“EWW,SHE HAD A GLITTER MITTEN…?”

by Getrweeds April 12, 2022

Glitter dick

When you dip your dick into glitter so when you cum it’s has pizzazz

For my girls birthday I got her a glitter dick.

by anonymous April 12, 2022

glitter

glitter is a dumbass bitch that can’t spell for shit

me:glitter i fucking hate you

by gamergirl10000 April 19, 2022