Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.

Should have heard my house mate screaming this morning ripping free his Gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

Guff

A skin in the game Fortnite, inspired by Skye's companion Ollie.

Have you seen Guff? He is so fluffy, right?

by SomeoneNotPopular September 10, 2021

Gaffle

Is slang for Money, Cash, A Bankroll

Aye, I keep some gaffle on me!
Them n*ggas broke they ain't got no gaffle!

by Kutthroat972 September 24, 2021

Guff

a slang for the word "stuff",used when someone is stressed out.

I am too tired!I don't wanna do this guff!

by BoatPui September 29, 2021

gaffar

Name for a brown haired, light eyed,

god of sex.

that boy is Gaffar wish he was with me

by Joker0 November 21, 2021

Gruffydd

A guy who emotionally a wreck

Falls in love with a girl he cant get and complains about it

Regarded in Welsh as a 'Pidyn'

Ughhhh is Gruffydd here?

by Smolboi89 November 22, 2021

Gruffudd

Gruffudd is a funny guy who has the biggest shlong you can imagine, not only does he have the fattest cock but he can also cook like james oliver

"look at that guy"
"that's definitely a gruffudd"

by Wanderer's friend November 23, 2021