When a chick wraps her midsection with plastic wrap, takes a massive dump, lets it collect in the bag, then, before intercourse, takes a knife and unloads it on her partner's chest.
Depressed Guy: "......"
Friend: "Dude, why are you so sad?"
Depressed Guy: "My girlfriend gave me a filthy garbage disposal..."
Friend: "ZOMG!"
Friend: "Dude, why are you so sad?"
Depressed Guy: "My girlfriend gave me a filthy garbage disposal..."
Friend: "ZOMG!"
by Kwog the Bligthar March 31, 2010
A garbage Gail is when a couple or quad are preforming the act of intercourse. When one participate goes to eat ass, the person(s) nostril catches a buttock hair(s) causing a spontaneous squeeze into the others brown star.
My friend mentioned how he had a lot of gas’s because of the garbage Gail they received.
He gave me a garbage Gail and I absolutely loved it.
I was tied up gaged and couldn’t react to his infamous garbage Gail
He gave me a garbage Gail and I absolutely loved it.
I was tied up gaged and couldn’t react to his infamous garbage Gail
by CEOgarbage November 06, 2021
"Garbage plus" (or "garbage+") refers to when life has already been going pretty bad and then more things happen that make it almost impossible to manage.
"I just replaced my windshield only to have a rock hit it while driving on the highway which will now need to be repaired, my program director at work is a sociopath and has been playing mind games with me and setting me up for failure trying to get me to quit, then I discovered I'm going to lose out on $40,000 of loan repayments because of a technicality, a once "best friend" came out of hiding told me to fuck off when I asked what happened and went away again, another good friend told me the project we're starting to work on might not actually work out... it's a lot. My life is feeling pretty garbage plus right now."
"I was told that if I worked at this low-paying job for four years they would give me $40k towards repaying my student loans. They approved my application almost a year ago and I signed a contract. I just got an email saying because I am in default I'm not eligible. So now I worked for these corporate bastards pretending to be a nonprofit for over a year and I don't have this promise offered? They approved this knowing I was in default. Now I might be at risk for wage garnishment. Complete garbage plus."
"I was told that if I worked at this low-paying job for four years they would give me $40k towards repaying my student loans. They approved my application almost a year ago and I signed a contract. I just got an email saying because I am in default I'm not eligible. So now I worked for these corporate bastards pretending to be a nonprofit for over a year and I don't have this promise offered? They approved this knowing I was in default. Now I might be at risk for wage garnishment. Complete garbage plus."
by Renberries April 11, 2024
A woman who sleeps with men just for their looks. Or, a woman who just wanna get high and fuck all the time.
“ mane that garbage ass hoe so going bruh.”
“ mane all that garbage ass hoe wanna do is get high and suck sum dick.”
“ mane all that garbage ass hoe wanna do is get high and suck sum dick.”
by Sumuneverhad June 25, 2021
Example 1: Bruh, your barber made you look like a sack of wet garbage
Example 2: I feel like a sack of wet garbage
Example 3: Maybe you shouldn’t treat people like a sack of wet garbage
Example 2: I feel like a sack of wet garbage
Example 3: Maybe you shouldn’t treat people like a sack of wet garbage
by FossilDiggerStudios August 08, 2021
by Sailor, Snipe, Mushroom October 11, 2013
The action in which your yelling/complaining is trash. People do not want to hear your garbage yelling, so if you are accused of having garbage yelling, you should stop right away. Being accused of garbage yelling is a very harsh insult and it can tear friendships apart.
by the big edge June 12, 2018