Florida Georgia Line 

A male professing his love for another male, mostly through music or poetry but could include as much as sharing outfits or hair products.

Luke gave Daisy the boot and gave Bryan his Florida Georgia Line.

Florida Georgia Line by Suhl September 27, 2018

Florida Honeymoon 

When you have sex in the back of a cop car after being arrested.

Bill and Joanne got arrested then did the ol’ Florida honeymoon!

Florida Honeymoon by edwemi56 September 18, 2019

florida duck

ducks that don’t like water ‘cause

“why isn’t that duck in water?”
‘cause
florida duck
sick of the water

florida duck by subtletee September 19, 2019

Florida Blowjob

When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out of the toilet and latches on to your penis

I've never had a blow like the Florida Blowjob

Florida Blowjob by BigDaddyMcNasty March 2, 2020

Florida Lord 

The ruler of all Florida men. There can only be one, and they will forever hold the title of the Florida Lord. Befriending them is the way to go, becoming their enemy will only result in being stuffed in a bag and drove across the country and thrown into a creek.

Jimmy bob billy-I heard that the Florida Lord wrestled 48 alligators yesterday!
Jesus-There goes humanity..

Florida Lord by Oonmyphone May 4, 2020

florida sober 

It’s like CA sober but your less confined to just smoking pot. You can drink, occasionally partake in recreational pharmaceuticals, and probably still function.

I was gonna do that 75 Hard workout thing, but the no booze element wasn’t my jam. I’m Florida sober and want to have some fun.

florida sober by Darthspock March 8, 2022

trenton florida 

Is A redneck town where all the hillbillies go to buy Junkyard parts

Junkyard paradise a huge Ford fest

Robert where do we find parts for your F150 Let's go to trenton florida

trenton florida by Redneck junky December 24, 2016