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Fail

An amazing word that can sum up almost any bad situation in a single syllable.

A bad grade.
Sam: Urgh, my girlfriend just broke up with me.
Soph: Fail!

I hope I don't get an F on the test.
by I'mAnonymous February 19, 2008
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fail sauce

staples mixed with Wattered down oatmeal.
by aaaction paaacked January 27, 2009
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flailmaster

Brian. 'Nuff said.
One who flails uncontrollably when objects are thrown at them or in their general direction. Item needs not actually be thrown.
Brian sure is a flailmaster!
by Thoreau November 11, 2004
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Failed Lesbian

Failed Lesbian = noun. A woman who craves a sexy man's body but would never touch it, unless he was THAT SEXY, but instead, she would focus all that desire into boning a hot woman..or not so hot woman...as long as it is a woman
Bitch who coined this word: Fuck, i am such a failed lesbian, that guy's bulge is making me so horny. *goes home and fucks the brains out my girlfriend while thinking of the guy's bulge*
by iEatBabiesDuh June 30, 2011
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fail train

when a person goes through life without ever having a successful relationship those relationships are then added to the fail train. It is possible for one person to ride in multiple cars on a single fail train.
i don't understand why DJ continues to try and date, the girl is just gonna end up on the fail train. Woo Woo!
by Poshua February 2, 2010
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fail boat

A term you use when someone fails or does something wrong, implying in a joking way that it was really bad or that it went wrong because they were stupid.

It is in reference to "fail boat" pictures on the internet (google image search it) which ususally depict a boat that is sinking or capsized with the words fail boat underneath.

If this were to be put on a scale of failure then it would be just below the term "epic fail".
If someone or something has failed or is on its way to failure then you would say:

"All aboard the Fail Boat!"

or

"Your shipment of Fail has come in!"

If your on instant messanging or emailing then you would usually attach a picture too because the joke is rooted in the pictures and is funnier if you use a different one each time.
by Richybuoy April 6, 2009
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FAILF

Acronym meaning Farm Animal I’d Like to Fuck.
Hey Cletus, didja see da way that der horse was lookin at me?, gull-dang id like to feed that FAILF MY carrot!
by Wang Indaho September 28, 2003
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