firetruck

1) A vehicle which carries firemen and fire fighting equipment to the scenes of fires.
2) A substitute for the word "Fuck", which has risen from a (false) rumor that Soupy Sales said on his kids show "What starts with F and ends with UCK?" Firetruck!

1) The firetruck went to the burning house.
2) Go firetruck yourself.

by vinny February 9, 2004

first off

1. First of all

2. A phrase, used by the intolerably unimaginative, to introduce the first of at least two dull, idiotic points in his/her "argument."

Angry moron #1: First off, buddy, you're way outta line. Second--

Some other guy: Sorry to interrupt, but you're putting me to sleep. I'm gonna go home and take a nap.

by Bourbon Diction Andy December 7, 2009

First Person Syndrome

When playing a first person shooter, you try to look around the corner or around a door or even over the edge of a building by moving your body instead of the controller.

Player 1: What are you doing you noob.

Player 2: Trying to see that dude over there.

Player 1: You have got First Person Syndrome mate, you need to get out more.

by monk tha hola the wonk January 26, 2010

Mexican Fiesta

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME OR IN A HOTEL:
When a bottle of Tabasco is poured into one's ass by surprise. The recipient does the fabled Mexican Screech.

I could tell there was a Mexican Fiesta upstairs because of the sound of thumping and Mexican Screeching Coming from above.

by SnitchSnatchPattsy'sAss December 11, 2011

first love

The first thing you fell in love with. Not necessarily a person but something you remember being in love with before you fell in love with anything else, like the girl at a dance, or the the area you called home

The hills I grew up in will forever be my first love

by Danger77 November 27, 2014

First Bus

A UK public transport company who provide the worse public transport service in the known universe and treat their staff little better than slaves.

I wouldn't work for first bus if they tripled the pay. (which would still be fuck all)

by black flag June 3, 2004

First World Hungry

When you have plenty of food to keep you well nourished, but you gluttonously want or desire more than you need. To "feel" hungry even though you ate today. As defined by Louis C.K. on March 29, 2014.

"I am first world hungry, I would <like> a donut." --Louis C.K.

by 1eyed Jack May 11, 2014