Finger Job

The equivalent of a handjob to a guy, but a fingerjob to a girl.

I got a really good finger job the other day.

by *~*LAuRa*~* November 2, 2005

finger blaster

A person who uses his/her fingers to bring sexual joy to someone else by inserting one or more fingers in the other person, bring them to a orgasmic state.

Joe, Mark and Pat are all known finger blasters whom all the women love and lust for.

by JoeLove101 February 25, 2008

lust finger

a german sex toy, that is worn on the finger(s) covered with bumpy, latex nodes for optimal pleasure,that can be purchased at any restroom/trainstop in Germany for a modest fee, payable in Euros.

- "I totally gave your girl some latex lust finger... and now she's totally into me!"
- "Haben eine lust finger fur meine mushe."

by Patrick Reis December 11, 2005

Sausage Finger

When one’s fingers are so fat (or large) they routinely hit the wrong buttons on small devices like cell phones or mp3 players. This was made famous in a Simpson’s episode when Homer became so obese; the phone prompted him to order a special “Dialing Wand” in order to make calls.

“I hate these new cell phones; the buttons are so compact I keep sausage fingering”

“Occasionally I’ll get a call from people who have sausage fingered when trying to call up the local pizza place.”

by Dingle123 October 1, 2008

salty finger

When fish and chips are ordered in a chinese take away and they ask you if you would like salt and vinegar.

Chinese assistant :Salty finger sir?
Customer :What?
Chinese assistant :Sal-ty fi nger...
Customer :You mean salt and vinegar?
Chinese assistant :Yas sir, salty finger.

by Grant_man February 16, 2009

finger guns

A safe word for bisexuals for getting recognized in a crowd.

Also frequently used in film theories.

ANY PERSON: *finger guns*
BI PEOPLE: "OMG is he one of us!?!?"

by antifuse December 28, 2018

Finger

When hands are placed on a female body and fingers pleasure her privates.

Jake : Wow Kiersten your legs are so smooth and your pussy is so soft and tight!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me tingle!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : What the fuck was that?
Chad : Sorry I tend to ejaculate when I see you tingle!
Kiersten : Uh Jake maybe you shouldnt Finger me in the break room anymore!
Jake : Ok I'll just do it in the back seat of your car!
Kiersten : Yeah and we can also fuck there too without perves watching us!
Chad : God Damn't I wanna Finger and Fuck too!

by SlopNChop July 25, 2017