by a babies goad May 8, 2017
Get the fake news mug.Someone who makes fun of someone for somethin important and thinks theyre cool but when someone big's around then theyre scared
Fake Girl: Shut up white boy you think ur cool but u aint!
Big Black Guy: whatchu say to him?
Fake Girl: Nothin (Scared)
Big Black Guy: whatchu say to him?
Fake Girl: Nothin (Scared)
by big nigga d February 8, 2010
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Being a person who places the interests of his friends as last priority. To lie, cheat, or act in a decietful manner towards your best friends or bros. The opposite of a true bro.
It must be fake bro February because all my friends are ditching me off.
Eugineo told everyone he was going to his grandmas birthday but really he went to the casino, what a fake bro!
Eugineo told everyone he was going to his grandmas birthday but really he went to the casino, what a fake bro!
by Fakebrofebruary February 23, 2011
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Him: Yea man, I got you. Come down and bring me the money and I got you.
Me: *Arrives at store, attempts to give money*
Him: What do you want? I said what? No I didn't. No way go buy that shit yourself.
Me: You fake as shit fag.
Him: Na man, I'm never fake.
Him: Yea man, I got you. Come down and bring me the money and I got you.
Me: *Arrives at store, attempts to give money*
Him: What do you want? I said what? No I didn't. No way go buy that shit yourself.
Me: You fake as shit fag.
Him: Na man, I'm never fake.
by Purple drank 911 November 6, 2010
Get the Fake mug.Fake Chow is when you are going to perform cunninlingus on a woman, but either a) You were never really in the mood to go down on her because she hasn't shaved for a few weeks or b) You got a whiff of her bearded clam and had already reached the point of no return and in doing so you began the Fake Chow. Using your fingers as your tongue and making lip smacking noises as if you are enjoying some of Uncle Ho's famous Kung Pao Chicken.
Went to go down on this broad I picked up from The Mirage but her snatch smelled like Bob Marley's Dreadlock's boiled in a Curry broth so in a snap decision I gave her the Fake Chow.
by Daddy Diesel April 28, 2011
Get the Fake Chow mug.a person who tries to act cool but never realizes how foolish they're acting. they may think everyone likes them, but don't know that every one of her "friends" are talking shit about her behind that persons back and are using them for their money or car then tells them way later that no one likes them to make them feel like fucken shit.
by the way, you fuckers who wait till the last fucken minute to tell them no one likes them are even worse.
by the way, you fuckers who wait till the last fucken minute to tell them no one likes them are even worse.
by jycottonmouth May 4, 2007
Get the fake mug.Any news reported by mainstream media which is deemed unflattering, incriminating or otherwise hitting too close to home for Donald Trump and/or his cabinet of lap dog Republicans, regardless of it's actual factualness or validity.
Donald Trump refers to all of the leaks coming out regarding his ties to Putin and Russia fake news because unlike most of us, he believes that the office of the presidency gives him the power to reinvent reality.
by PaulY_41 February 17, 2017
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