someone that posts their nonsensical ideas on facebook hoping people will think they are an intellectual or "enlightened." These people will usually have a following of friends who will agree with whatever they have to say even if it makes no sense at all.
Tyler: Did you see Jeff's status update about life and why we exist?
Me: Yeah what a dumbass, he's the definition of a facebook prophet.
Me: Yeah what a dumbass, he's the definition of a facebook prophet.
by baudday April 29, 2010
Get the facebook prophet mug.Person 1: Wow, hey look at this, it says in the newspaper that the sexual predators percentage went up by fifty percent.
Person 2: Oh, that doesn't surprise me at all. It's that high because of facebook.
Person 2: Oh, that doesn't surprise me at all. It's that high because of facebook.
by Borgie Baby October 24, 2011
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When somebody on facebook will start fights and act tougher than they really are just because they have the protection of the internet with them. They do this to make themselves feel better just like flexing their muscles.
Tough guy: Hey you bitch whore, these scenic pictures you took really fucking suck.
You: Why are you trying to start something? What are you trying to prove? Quit flexing your facebook muscles.
Tough guy: Hey I'm sorryz for being so mean. I owe you for life. I'm going to go wash my face in shame now.
You: Why are you trying to start something? What are you trying to prove? Quit flexing your facebook muscles.
Tough guy: Hey I'm sorryz for being so mean. I owe you for life. I'm going to go wash my face in shame now.
by VulgarOverlord May 5, 2011
Get the Flexing your facebook muscles mug.social networking site that is commonly used to get in touch with friends from high school that you were supposedly *never going to see again*. Also used to get in contact with people that you just met last week(thank God you remembered their name). Facebook is very popular and used by most college students.
Facebook is pretty cool, until you realize the vast majority of your "Friends" won't return your messages, write on your wall, or comment on your photos. And God forbid you look at someone else's photos, comment on any of them, or write on anybody's wall that you didn't have sleepovers in preschool with because then you will be a "Facebook stalker".
Facebook is pretty cool, until you realize the vast majority of your "Friends" won't return your messages, write on your wall, or comment on your photos. And God forbid you look at someone else's photos, comment on any of them, or write on anybody's wall that you didn't have sleepovers in preschool with because then you will be a "Facebook stalker".
Random Chick #1: "OMG, I totally just got a facebook! So, like, now, I can hang out with, like, everybody I went to high school with!"
Random Guy: "They're going to ignore you, stupid."
Random Guy: "They're going to ignore you, stupid."
by protectmeaura December 10, 2008
Get the facebook mug.A Facebook user who spends their days pretending to be in the "Cyber Hacker" group known as "Anonymous". While these users possess no hacking skills like that of "Anonymous" and do not participate in actual activism, instead they spend their days posing in Guy Fawkes masks and working on Facebook to redefine the name "Anonymous" as nothing more than a group of Facebook friends.
Most often Facebook Anon's live with their parents or have other situations allowing them to stay on Facebook 24 hours a day and develop a cult-like second lifestyle in which they repost each others news and memes. Not unlike a high school "clique" or a "street gang" who stakes claim to turf which is not theirs, when these Facebook Anons attack others they are often met with resistance and end up looking foolish. As gang mentality dictates, they will then get angry and become "BUTT HURT" which leads to slander and personal drama on Facebook, their home.
Finally when all else fails and the Facebook Anons are angry at someone but have nothing factual or personally against them, they will accuse their enemies of being "pedophiles", "federal agents", or anything else they can think of which is frowned upon in the world of Facebook Anon. They will work endlessly in attempts to slander others in hopes they will leave Facebook, their "turf" of the internet.
Most often Facebook Anon's live with their parents or have other situations allowing them to stay on Facebook 24 hours a day and develop a cult-like second lifestyle in which they repost each others news and memes. Not unlike a high school "clique" or a "street gang" who stakes claim to turf which is not theirs, when these Facebook Anons attack others they are often met with resistance and end up looking foolish. As gang mentality dictates, they will then get angry and become "BUTT HURT" which leads to slander and personal drama on Facebook, their home.
Finally when all else fails and the Facebook Anons are angry at someone but have nothing factual or personally against them, they will accuse their enemies of being "pedophiles", "federal agents", or anything else they can think of which is frowned upon in the world of Facebook Anon. They will work endlessly in attempts to slander others in hopes they will leave Facebook, their "turf" of the internet.
1) I try to keep my info private, too many Facebook Anons out there stealing info to pretend they are a hero.
2) I was trying to answer his question but that Facebook Anon could not stand to see he was wrong and just started posting endless memes.
3) I was trying to communicate, but it is difficult with the Facebook Anon can only type replied of "Are you mad bro?" and "you have feelz".
2) I was trying to answer his question but that Facebook Anon could not stand to see he was wrong and just started posting endless memes.
3) I was trying to communicate, but it is difficult with the Facebook Anon can only type replied of "Are you mad bro?" and "you have feelz".
by clownsec December 22, 2013
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It's my facebook birthday today, so many "friends" on facebook are wishing me happy birthday... if they knew me better they would know my real birthday is in three months.
by poostick963 November 14, 2009
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It's a perfect way to scope out hot college girls or find that skank you nailed 20 year ago or for parents to keep tabs on what 30 year old teacher their daughter is dating.
It's a perfect way to scope out hot college girls or find that skank you nailed 20 year ago or for parents to keep tabs on what 30 year old teacher their daughter is dating.
by glum68 January 7, 2009
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