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Dylan

An arrogant asshole that will dump you to be with whatever girl comes along. He’s ugly, is not good in bed and a terrible boyfriend. He is very full of himself and could not care about others feelings.
Julia: It’s almost 5 1/2 months
Dylan: I’m leaving you for jasmine
by Ray Garster July 9, 2018
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Smh it’s dylan
by Wjsksjsen September 25, 2019
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Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
by Trinomial September 15, 2016
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A completely sicko who has fetishes for brutes, stereotypes in general, clowns, rubber/inflatable everything and just about every non-typical fetish out there, often tries to take part in bizarre sexual rituals involving any of those aforementioned things, forces other people he roleplays with to be in relationships with him.
He's a classic Dylan, always forcing people to have sex with him.
by MM132 March 4, 2019
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Dylan a freak who looks like 2 Couzens fucked and the kid was there atistic baby
eeew u look like dylan
by armyboy123 November 28, 2018
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Dylan is the kind of guy who is dating the high school slut that fucks every guy in the school besides him. She is just using him as her personal slave to get things done. Dylan also jerks off his cashew dick while playing computer games in his free time. Overall, Dylan is a complete dipshit that had very poor personal hygiene.
"EW! It's Dylan! "
"Armed you guys dating?"

"Yeah but he's still a weird cunt"
by daddy9inch May 23, 2016
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A dumbass nerd who wears dumbass shoes. The dumbass looks like shaggy and slightly resembles a palm tree. If you see him take a picture and make a meme. Its really funny to make fun of him.
Look at those dumbass shoes. What a dylan.
by Piratewizard March 6, 2017
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