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douchebag

A person in a cubicle environment surrounded by overwork staffers, who daily feels the need to talk loudly on the phone to his family and friends, and also to schedule such things as home repair, phone service, vacations and rental cars. Also known to talk loudly with food in their mouth, and scrape to death the bottom of a cup of yogurt.
"Tim is such a douchebag, do we really need to hear about his parenting skills?"
by DisgruntledStaffer June 24, 2005
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Douchebag

A bag used to clean the vagina with a straw or something to disperse the fluid. Usually used after sex.

It can also be used as a derogotory phrase towards someone if they're being an asshole or if you just dont feel like saying something else.
Scott Petterson is a douchebag.
by Bobby IzZO April 22, 2006
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Huge Douchebag

In English, this definition can be replaced with the word "Darm" and it can also be used as a synonym for "loser," "idiot," and "fag."
The person (darm) that lives in the Kenleigh apartments that smokes pole all day long is a huge douchebag.
by Diddy555 September 3, 2008
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douchebag

A guy who is an egotistical arrogant fucktard who mooches off his girlfriends and friends. Always takes advantage of everyone he's around. Believes that he's the smartest of his circle and anyone he meets. Scrony fuck with a scrony dick that couldn't please a real woman, even if his life depended on it.
William Sullivan, the douchebag of 118 Petow Loop Exten
by hahakija February 25, 2013
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douchebag

A person with multiple DWI'S and who hates his step children
A persons step father is a douchebag
by bob joe sir January 16, 2008
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douchebox

the female form of a douchebag. commonly used for that girl who is just a dick.
"I can't believe she blew up my spot. What a douchebox."
by jpmizzo February 24, 2010
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Douchebox

A synonym for an iphone
Apple unveiled a new Douchebox at their new event Douchecon
by Goan F September 22, 2010
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