Douchebag

An insecure male that comes well-packaged, only to clean vaginas

"check out that hair! and those abs! but hes kinda empty...make a great tool for my crotch tho!"

"that guy in the pink shirt thinks his douchebag ass is getting with so many girls but they're using him"

by Etiquette December 14, 2009

Douchebag

Typically a white, 6 foot tall guy with a goatee who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears. A Douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole.

Look at that Douchebag who thinks the sun rises and sets for him.

by 2012geek2011 October 31, 2011

Facebook Douchebag

Someone who posts show results in their facebook status, ruining shows for people who recorded them using a DVR.

I can't believe Jamie got kicked off!! I'm such a facebook douchebag for posting that!

by facebook douche bag February 6, 2009

Douchebagger

Ajerk: a mean or rude person especially on the Internet; An Individual of self esteem: the liberal opposite of a tea bagger

(liberal)
(opposite)
(Self Esteem)
(Douchebagger)

by Justiceis not4U March 5, 2010

Tennis Elbow Douchebag

A term that basically states that a person must be a douchebag if they play enough tennis to get tennis elbow, since only douches play tennis.

Hank Hill: Excuse me sir, did you get that injury playing tennis or golf?
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}

From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

douchebag

1. Douchebag, literally, is a bag used to carry a douche in, often times, the word is misused and mistaken for actually being a synonym for douche since douchebags are no longer used.
2. As an adjective, douchebag is often used as an insult with no true meaning.

1. Guy: Hey, i got you a douchebag .
Girl: That's a douche you dipshit .
2. Can't you figure anything out, you stupid douchebag?

by ducuss January 18, 2008

douchebag

Pure and simple:

Douche Bags = Canadians

Mike lives in Douchebag Country(Canada!)

by Jakob Snow May 20, 2006