Directile Dysfunction

When your navigation system isn't working.

I wanted to go to Taco Bell, but my navigation to me to the post office. It must be having directile dysfunction.

by LemonZest June 19, 2016

Directioner

Directioners are the craziest, sassiest, creepiest and most well known for making jokes about carrots.

Do not mess with a directioner because they can and will find your address so beware. Directioners are not just fans of one direction they tend to like people like 5 seconds of summer and um well not very many other people . Directioners are the strongest fandom even after years of no new music or new content!

Normal person: sees a spoon and does nothing

Directioner: AHH ITS A SPOON LIAM IS AFRAID OF SPOONS!!

by Crazydirectioner28 August 16, 2018

Dircle

When one person makes an “o” with their hand and another person does the same and they connect with a sound.

Come over here and dircle me Bill.

by Mathew stein berg November 17, 2018

Dire Derp

Failed at something, messed up.

I put this post in at an angle, I did a Dire Derp.

by Kadish_W January 5, 2019

Dire A.I.D.s

Like regular A.I.D.s but dire. Contracted by being bitten by dire wolves or dire bears in the Canadian wilderness. Can be cured by Canadian nurses. You will continue to have A.I.D.s but no longer dire.

New kid gets bit by dire wolf. Butters: YOU HAVE DIRE A.I.D.S!!!

by sicmyduck September 12, 2019

Dire nut

When you’re overdue for a jack off sesh but you’re in a place where you can’t but you do it anyway

Guy 1:“Hey man, you looked kinda uncomfortable at the funeral”
Guy 2: “Yeah after NNN my nutsack is overflowing. I’m sorry, but it was a dire nut”
Guy1: “what”

by Beta__male69 February 6, 2020

DICE DAT

To come through, to hustle through something or simply take a risk like you do when throwing a dice. Instead of saying "i had to take that risk" the phrase " I had to DICE DAT" could be used instead.

I was broke so i had to DICE DAT.

by HU$TLE ARD June 9, 2020