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Girl 1: Hey, did you just see that Daemon!?
Girl 2: Yeah! It looked pretty juicy!
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Democrat

1: A groupie of the two main political dinosaurs of the United States.

2: An air-headed baby-boomer, probably fried from a few too many joints and stamps back in the sixties. Not sure what they believe in, just as long as it involves raising taxes on "The Man," and pumping up their own social security package.

3: An opinionated, intelligent academic who is so intelligent, benevolent, and sheltered that they can't conceive of the existence of people who are not intelligent and benevolent, and thus espouses all sorts of wonderful ideas that are totally contingent upon everyone telling the truth and not being greedy bastards.

4: An ignorant kid (age 16-30), if college age, probably a political science or social studies major, who hasn't the slightest idea how stuff actually works, and thinks that wishing real hard is a viable way of getting things done.

5: Anyone who thinks that a government is a benevolent entity that will ensure you get what you need, often under the misguided impression that the same people who run the organizational abortions often referred to as the DMV, FEMA, and the IRS can somehow put together an efficient, low-cost, effective healthcare system. Thinks that taking 50 cents of every already weak dollar you earn is the best way to do this.

6: Anyone who believes that CEOs, COOs, and CFOs are kind-hearted patricians who, upon noting a tax increase on their corporation, will dutifully reduce their own salaries and bonus packages so as to prevent their workers, or god forbid, the consumers from paying those corporate taxes by proxy.

7: People who hate the Republican party for all the wrong reasons. Don't even get me started on the freaking Republicans.
Barack Obama is the 2008 Democrat candidate for the Presidency of the United States.
by Johnny L. Evil February 18, 2009
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When they lock him up he's going to be jail for 5 counts of Democrocide.
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Democrats

Democrats - members of a maoist cult that fights other politcal opinions even if they are slightly different, inoffensive, and it doesn't matter how good arguments are being used - they will always win a discussion by using curses and spells.
Examples these spells: "racist", "homophobic", "transphobic", "nazi" and "alt right". It works the best on the politicians; once somone is cursed with a spell, they immediately need to prove their innocence in case the people are too dumb to do a google search, they instantly get their feed filled with death threats and sometimes they get destroyed because too big crowd of too dumb people might be too much.
Democrats often call for freedom of speech, while banning people that, have "slightly different, inoffensive" opinions.
Democrats fight racism. They target white people and by spells like "racist" force them to submission, which isn't racism because only white people can be racist.
They fight for equality of the LGBT+ community by having a month of pride, while heterosexuals can't have a month dedicated for them, because it's homophobic.
They want to take refugees fleeing wars, yet they don't want to have one as a neighbour, as democrats tend to live in white-majority neighbourhoods.
They fight hate speech, by banning people who say that BLM is rioting and not protesting, while calling the Bible a book of lies for dumb conservative, white nationalists which is not hate speech aganist christians - it's teaching them the truth.
Guy 1: Who did you vote for?
Guy 2: Blue bro.
Guy 1: Oh, I didn't know you are into dictatorships.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, I'm a DEMOCRAT.
Guy 1: Cool, have you read the Little Red Book?
Guy 2: Yeah I did, as all the DEMOCRATS
by Lord of Hentai 420 January 4, 2021
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democrat

one of the two major political parties apparently dedicated in removing rights givin to man by god, completely ignorant to what the founding fathers believed in, and utterly desperate to take the political power from the people and hand it to an increasingly powerful government. Also convinced their opinion is the absolute truth and that republicans are evil for holding their own.
the democrats hold a majority in the house and senate.
by doodguy69 April 6, 2010
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Democrats

The democrat party in the United States is a party of closet communist. Democrat want redistribution of wealth, and control of what's acceptable in society. The biggest issue revolving around this party, is how the democrats have come to own 99% of media/social platforms (ex: facebook). Democrats are know for trying to restrict freedom of speech as well as restrict your right to own firearms. They use media to push propaganda and block out half of Americas voices because "there words are dangerous". US democrats tend to be the people who need safe spaces, hate men, needs to be coddled, overall just a party full of useless people complaining.
The democrats are a party full of whiney people who don't understand why there gender studies degree wont help get them a 6 figure pay check or a job at all.
by Political fact March 27, 2021
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