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desperationship

When two desperate people are stuck in a relationship held together by only the sad nature of their lives and the fear of never finding anyone else.
"Hey, who's bright idea was it to set Chad up with Amy? Talk about a desperationship gone wrong."

Mason's desperationship with Marla was sadder than a Mid 90's mix cd.
by atarishark September 3, 2011
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desperm

to remove sperms from.
Desperm yourself (=Donate your sperms) for those women who want to have babies through artificial insemination.
by uttam maharjan August 11, 2012
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desperate darci

A phrase to call someone who is desperate about anything. Follows the same tradition as calling someone a debbie downer or negative nancy.
Michael's crush was calling him, but he let it ring a few times so he wouldn't look like a desperate darci.
by wpcadet September 20, 2012
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desperasexual

a boy or girl who is so completely desperate to get laid that they will take anything that they can get
Person 1: I heard that Phillipe was a desperasexual.
Person 2: Yeah, I saw her ask out a girl and a boy in the frame of 3 minutes.
by sirs March 21, 2013
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Despergaytion

noun
1. when a gay person goes straight out of desperation;

2. when a straight person goes gay out of desperation; however, more often than not the straight person is actually more gay than he/she admits to him/herself.

DERIVATIVES
despergayte
despergaytness
He only boned her out of serious despergaytion.

He had sex with that chick in an act of despergaytion.

"I swear Nathan, I'm so despergayte right now I'd even fuck that girl sober."

"Ladies, being at this lesbian bar as despergayte as I am may not end well..."
by Butch_Cassidy August 26, 2013
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desperbate

I was going on hour 3 at the sperm back with no success. I began to desperbate.
by OU Gumper January 15, 2014
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dipper doodle

An air-headed left-winger with myopic vision. A Dipper Doodle will insist on pushing their opinion on others but be void of any logic and reason. If you question a Dipper Doodle, they will get angry and start name calling instead of engaging in a debate. They only talk, they have no ears.
Obmacare is a failure that is destroying a good healthcare system to in order to nationalize it, just as what the NAZI's did in Germany.. Dipper Doodle's Reply: It is Bush's fault. There are wars still going on all over the world that involve the US. Dipper Doodle's Reply: Its all Bushes fault.
by Middle Earth January 30, 2014
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