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Eat the Coochie Cake

When Playing a Video Game and a Player is down on the floor or Dead in Game you Use a Female Character and Teabag them in the face as if you had Man balls and You sing "Eat the Coochie Cake Eat the Coochie Cake"
Haha You Suck, Now "Eat the Coochie Cake Eat the Coochie Cake."

Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher

A dance that involves two black girls on the dance floor putting in work while everyone watches. One thick and one skinny
Damn, is that Chanel and Lindsay doing the Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher while we are here at The Crier

foochie coochie 

a stank ass vajayjay that is likely to be crusty and rank
Damn Shanaynay nasty ass has a foochie coochie.
foochie coochie by my destiny July 24, 2011

Hot Pocket coochie 

Quick to heat fast to eat easy to get 2 minutes in the microwave pop coochie's ready to go to on to the next let's not forget cheap real cheap
Can't even wait in welfare line for food stamps cuz she got hot pocket coochie
Hot Pocket coochie by Go og gma February 22, 2023

Hoochie Coochie 

Term used in the song "Chattahoochee" by Alan Jackson. Although most assume it is a made up phrase to rhyme with Chattahoochee, it is actually a term originally used to describe a sexually provocative belly dance performed by gypsies.
♫ Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie... ♫
Hoochie Coochie by SleepFaster January 7, 2012

cotton coochie

This is when a woman smokes marijuana and her vagina becomes dry, making sex difficult. Similar to cotton mouth, except it's your coochie that gets dry.
I was trying to have sex after I smoked that blunt but it was not happening because I got cotton coochie.

Guy-"Why can't I get it in?"

Girl-"Because I just smoked and I've got cotton coochie."
cotton coochie by yea gurl July 28, 2011