Conversation Olympics

When having a conversation with someone and they feel like they have to continually one up you about things you are conversing about.

You: Hey you'll never guess what happened today! I won a free burrito at the school fair!
Them: Oh really that's awesome! Well I ran into my friend who's parents own a five star restaurant and I got a $50 meal for free.
You: Yishh this isn't a conversation olympics

You: Hey check out these cute shoes I got on sale!
Them: Oh cute! I just got a pair too. They are *insert expensive, flashy designer*
You: I wasn't trying to have a conversation olympics, I just thought you would like my new shoes...

by Lambchopluver September 15, 2010

Conversationer

A friend you casually talk to over the internet
or a friend irl who sparks up decent conversation

i just keep interesting people
or good conversationers
as codylee witnessed :)

by Craig Willllllllllllller October 25, 2010

Convotext

text messaging a person so much it could've been an entire conversation.

Girl #1 - So this guy just sends me about 30 texts a day, can't he just pick up the phone?

Girl #2 - Oooh, he sends convotexts.

Girl #1 - Convotexts?

Girl #2 - Yeah, he'd rather type out what he wants to say because he doesn't want to talk to you.

by halfBR33D June 17, 2011

Conversation Micro

Occurs when rapidly switching between conversations on things like MSN and Facebook, basically any messenger, where you can switch between chatboxes.

My nights talking to people on facebook require intense conversation micro.

by riot man October 18, 2011

convertisuv

A convertible sport utility vehicle.

A Nissan Cross-Cabriolet is a convertisuv.

by Just wa October 6, 2013

conversangilist

someone who is really nice and everyone wants to talk to them. But turns out they only are nice to you to convert you to

guy1- hey you ever talked to Jonathan? he's a pretty cool dude.
guy 2- don't talk to that fool, he's a conversangilist

by JasPey January 29, 2017

convenient child

A child young enough to be deemed "cute" by your peers, who you take multiple photos and upload them to social media, particularly Instagram. They are a means of getting more 'likes' on your photos.

Friend: "You looked like you were having so much fun with your cousin last weekend."
Me: "Nah, he's just a convenient child"

by Slayer96 August 23, 2017