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Plate Condom

Very common among college students. A flimsy paper plate placed on top of a regular plate in order to benefit from the sturdiness of the ceramic plate and the disposability of the paper plate.
Ari: Here, have some chicken.
Pete: Wait! Don't forget the plate condoms or else we'll have to wash the plates after.
Ari: I know, but it doesn't feel as good when I eat with one.
by mellowtico March 31, 2009
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wiper condom

When you go to the car wash and they put little plastic bags over your wipers as protection from the "dangers" of the car wash machine.
"aw fuck they put one of them damn wiper condoms on my car again! now I have to not be lazy and go take it off"
by DJ Russly August 3, 2009
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car lot condom

Stating that you know owner of a car lot to fend off car salesmen regardless if you know the individual or not. Generally used when the annoying car salesman attempts to sell you a piece of crap.
Shaun used his car lot condom to keep the salesmen away.
by LtMark July 7, 2008
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candominium

1. Also known as a trailer or mobile home

2. Can Living

3. This is upscale, luxurious, living for people who think they have status, but really don't. They think living in a candominium is better than a condominium, which they can't afford.
Mandi: Yeah, I've been painting my formal dining room, formal breakfast nook, formal living area, the den, and the like to my new home in the gated community.

Chad: Are you kidding me? You live in a candominium!

Mandi: Well, I never!?!?!

Chad: You live in a mobile home! It doesn't have that many formal rooms! It's like living in a can!
by HowlnWolph January 6, 2009
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Flying Concord

When engaging in sexual intercourse, you proceed to start out with the familiar Doggy Style. After you are set and positioned, you grasp the females hips or stomach area and lift up causing her upper half to become airborne. The female then spreads her arms wide while still airborne, and the male sways left to right as it resembles steering a concord aircraft.
"No Eric, I'm sick of the Flying Concord, my arms get too tired.
by Eric M, Derek P, Matt C January 17, 2009
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condom fight

a fight between two or more people with water-filled condoms. similar to a water balloon fight, but using rubbers.
Shit, I got covered in lube and water in that condom fight.
by rossdwp March 27, 2009
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conbobulate

to ponder upon;to think about exclusevly
I'm trying to conbobulate how to get this girl to go home with me
by Mule Daddy March 11, 2008
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