Covid cock

A term used to describe an aching an yearning penis that is desperate to get back into action, such action held back because of the corona virus pandemic

Man my covid cock aches. It’s beyond blue balls now!

by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020

cock clock

The act of smacking someone over the backof the head with ur erect penis

you just got cock clocked
HAHA

by oquhf0weoin December 29, 2007

cock blessing

an honor to recieve as one places one's cock to a female's forehead which symbolizes strength, loyalty, and fertility; if slapped in a rigorous gesture onto the forehead of a female then this is recognize as a cock baptismal.

She went on her knees ready to recieve a cock blessing.

by geehiminati April 23, 2003

irish cock

One of the largest cocks that side of the Atlantic.

Damn! You have 9 kids, he must have an Irish cock!

by Jay King December 7, 2006

Give the cock

An alternative to giving the finger, giving the cock can be used in any situation giving the finger would be used in. In order to give the cock you'll need to hold out your right hand and curl your index, middle, ring and pinky finger toward your hand in an arch form without it touching the rest of your hand (the arch can be moved forward and backward to give a small to large cock), then extend your thumb over your index finger without it touching your index finger. Giving to cock can be used on anyone regardless of age or sex.

That asshole cut me off I'm going to give him the cock.(Give the cock)

by TheCrusher69 July 19, 2011

cock balls

Meanlingless phrase normally said when you want to say a lot of swear words at once but the just all combine into one

ah.......... cock balls

by Schultz February 3, 2005

Massive Cock

it’s when someone has a giant foot long penis in between their legs

“inallexx has a massive cock”

by alex elmslie is a massive gay January 3, 2019