queef chapel

Queef chappel , the ladies lady oyster after being slammed by the salami, then it automatically starts to play the trumpet 🎺

Pumped this chick in the queef chapel so hard last night that she sounded like a trumpet player afterwards. toot Toot

by STUBENDER April 28, 2022

Queef Chapel

A melodious tune box worthy of worship.

Becky's Queef Chapel sounded like the harmonica from Blues Traveler when I was pounding it with my Womb Wrecker last night.

by Mike Oxstiff January 9, 2023

Valeria Cepeda

Valeria is the love of my life, my first ever real love, she’s the most beautiful girl ever, she’s beautiful in the inside and out, she’s has the most beautiful smile ever, her eyes are hazel and you can get lost in them forever, her beauty marks are adorable, her personality man you can just feel like the safest ever around her, her heart, God, her heart is so big and beautiful as well as her beautiful soul, everything about her is one of a kind. I miss her so much, i miss that peace she would give me, i miss feeling like i was on top of the world with her, i miss joking with her, i miss us making random animal noises, i miss her nose scrunches, i miss admiring her, i miss admiring how peacefully she slept, i miss hearing her pretty voice, her pretty laugh and giggle, i miss us so much princesa, you don’t know how much i wish it could’ve been different, how much i wanted to heal you, i wanted to love you so bad , i miss loving you princesa, i miss feeling your one of a kind love.

-J<3

I love you, te amo, te quiero , con todo mi corazon, para siempre Valeria Cepeda.

by JGLB. July 9, 2023

Chipi-chape

Something very cheaply made; a low-quality item (colloquial, slang • Puerto Rico)

Esa cartera salió chipi-chape y malgasté mi dinero cuando la compré.

by Rockera.mala September 19, 2023

Pisstine Chapel

The Pisstine Chapel is when a man gets two ladders indoors, places a board across them, lays on his back on the board facing the ceiling like Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel, and urinates directly up on to the ceiling. This is a popular move with lazy painters and occasionally used creatively to cover up pants wetting incidents by office workers who then claim that ‘the roof is leaking again.’

I pissed my pants at work while sitting in my office chair. I couldn’t let anyone know so I had no choice but to get two ladders and a board and do a Pisstine Chapel directly over the wet office chair and then call maintenance and tell them the roof is leaking. It was a perfect cover up and no one was the wiser.

There is no way Michelangelo was coming down off that scaffolding every time he had to pee. Yeah, more like Pisstine Chapple, am I right?

by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex January 1, 2025

Sixteen Chapel

The redneck’s pronunciation of the Pope’s official residence in Vatican City.

Yeah, me and the old lady are making a trip to Vatican City to visit the Sixteen Chapel. I don’t believe in that Catholic bullshit, but I don’t want to get cut-off by the old lady so I would have to resort to flogging the pope or beating the bishop.

by LaughingAloud April 21, 2025

Pee-Chee Girl

A modern tattoo trend, primarily among women, characterized by the accumulation of numerous small, often unrelated or aesthetically clashing tattoos — resembling the chaotic scribbles and doodles found on a high school student's Pee-Chee folder. Typically lacks a cohesive theme or narrative, resulting in a scattered visual effect across arms, legs, or torso.

"She used to have clean skin, but now she’s gone full pee-chee girl — it’s like a Sharpie war zone on her arms."

by Scribling October 26, 2025