Canadian Fridge 

The act of stuffing as much ice cream as you can into a lady's vagina and then engaging in penetrative sex with said vagina.

White Guy - You actually did the Canadian Fridge with her?
Black Dude - Yeah, but she was worried about getting pregnant, so I used an ice cream cone as a condom.
White Guy - So you did the Canadian Fridge with a Canadian Condom. Pointy tip?
Black Dude - Hell yeah.

Canadian Fridge by Inept_Walrus March 20, 2011

Canadian housing project 

Joke

The giagantic, half acre mound of snow found on a Walmart's parking lot after it have been plowed that resembles a huge igloo. Based on the myth that Canadians live in igloos.

That Canadian housing project at Walmart reaches aboot two thirds the way up the light poles.

Canadian housing project by wolfbait51 December 7, 2011

Canadian Golden Blanket 

To pee on a sleeping friend in helps to warm them

Rick looks cold there's no blankets around I should give him a Canadian golden blanket

Canadian Golden Blanket by Bernie Whurst November 28, 2012

canadian-draft 

When a woman farts and/or queefs while her partner is performing oral sex on her>

She came to my house and gave me a large amount of canadian-draft.

canadian-draft by redsmiyh September 27, 2015

canadian blackmail 

Being very polite when asking for a favor from a Canadian.

Tom: I couldn't refuse, he said please and thank you.

Harry: Wow that's some serious Canadian blackmail.

canadian blackmail by adewwwed ddwweddewd July 5, 2017

Canadian Fuck Trophy 

When a white girl gets knocked up by a black male and has to care for the child, but is proud that her baby is half black.

Look at that dirty white chick carrying her Canadian Fuck Trophy around!

Canadian Fuck Trophy by Nasty Dave June 14, 2019

Canadian alarm clock 

When you are awoken by someone giving you a blowjob, followed by them mounting you.

This morning your mom gave me a canadian alarm clock, and I almost gave you a brother, you tit-fucker.

Canadian alarm clock by JohnnySage August 18, 2019